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James T. Kirk (
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2012-06-11 05:59 pm (UTC)
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[Where does he even start?]
"I've been turned into a woman twice, a kid more times than I care to remember. Last year I kidnapped people and tried to sell them, that was exciting. One time, every time I fell asleep, I woke up in someone else's bed, usually with them."
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"I've been turned into a woman twice, a kid more times than I care to remember. Last year I kidnapped people and tried to sell them, that was exciting. One time, every time I fell asleep, I woke up in someone else's bed, usually with them."