2nd Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Hey there barge! It's been a little over a week since dear Tony here first made contact with you all, but he's been... uh. More than a little prevalent in most conversations.

Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]

Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.

I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-

[No, calm down Tony]

All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.

Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.

If you're a fan of explosions and fire.

[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.

But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]

Comments

[Private]

[diedinnewyork]

What's it do? This suit thing you've got?

[Private]

[aggravating]

[You've asked the magic question!]

It's a fighting suit, more or less. Even if I'd rather classify it in the non-lethal end of things. It connects to this- [He taps his arc reactor through his shirt] -and basically makes me able to pick up trucks, blast through walls, fly, and generally be a pain in the ass to anyone trying to blow up my stuff.

[He really just wants his helmet because JARVIS.]

[technophilic]

It is electronic?

[aggravating]

At it's most basic level, yeah. It's mostly powered by something else, though. Alternative energy that, if you really want to strip it of it's entire scientific height can be attributed to electricity.

[peektuttut]

The Barge doesn't really function on your average scientific method. Most of the times I've opened my communicator, I find string and paperclips inside. I'm willing to bet it's the same with most of the ship.

But good effort.

[aggravating]

... Seriously? [He just hasn't picked apart his communicator because... it looks so straight-forward. That and, if he breaks it and cannibalizes the parts, then his only form of entertainment is completely shot.]

What is this, MacGyver in space?

[Video]

[slayage]

[Amuuuuuuused.] Nice try.

[Video]

[aggravating]

[He raises his eyebrows and grins]

I want my tunes. I have at least three hundred dollars worth of mp3s loaded up in there.

And if we're seriously having a vampire infestation, a bit of head and neck gear might help things.

[buywithme]

I'm sorry for your loss, Comrade, but should we be concerned that someone has apparently stolen this from you and possibly cannibalized it for other uses?

Is there anything in your suit which might be used by a less scrupulous inhabitant to create explosions and fire.

[aggravating]

It does kind of have some weapons built in, but they're impossible to access without the right codes. Any sort of tampering will immediately cause the system to go into self-preservation mode, disengaging any live rounds.

Also, it's kind of mostly power-less without its battery.

[timesbureaucrat]

Mr. Drake is correct. The last time someone opened up a wall panel, there was nothing but packing foam inside. Good luck causing an explosion with that.

[aggravating]

[He smirks and leans back a bit]

You'd be surprised what I can built out of virtually nothing.

[inhistorybooks]

The ship's pretty good at protecting itself from stuff like that. Whoever built it knew what they were doing.

[aggravating]

I'm starting to realize. Still, it has to be running on some sort of system, even if that system doesn't make sense to anyone outside of it.

[rass_bestie]

[Since everyone's covered the 'laws of physics need not apply…] Your warden might be convinced to ask the Admiral for it. Unless you had it here when you arrived, I doubt that anyone's made off with it.

[aggravating]

Yeah, it was kind of those one minute I was in it and the next thing I knew I was here and suitless moments.

Do I seriously have to wait for my own personal babysitter or can I just... appeal to the general empathy of people?

[ Video ]

[surfaceshine]

[Everyone else has the rest of it covered; so Dean takes a completely different tack, because he totally gets both of these sentiments, okay.]

What kind of music?

[ Video ]

[aggravating]

[Hey, tunes are just as important as his AI. He's going crazy without them]

AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath. That general era of things.

[thestarspangledman]

More robotics?

[aggravating]

They're kind of my thing, Cap.

[private]

[scarlet_discord]

I have a cool piece of twenty sixth century tech I can let you borrow, if you put it back together and restore the files inside when you're done.

[private]

[aggravating]

... Oh god is it a computer? Please tell me it's some form of computer.

Video

[gotgreenmagic]

It's really less that it was taken from you and more that when you were removed from your plane of reality it didn't come with.

Video

[aggravating]

..... [What? But...] Wait, seriously?

So it might not even be here?

[impure_tale]

I say go ahead. I could use the entertainment.

[aggravating]

What, for the suit reclaiming or the explosions?

[ourlastbesthope]

How did a suit get taken?

[aggravating]

... Well one second it was here and then the next it was gone.

I mean, still trying to figure out the whole getting it off of my body without me feeling it, but hey.

This is a ship that apparently runs on silly string.

[most_feared]

Sounds like a damn fine suit. [Since everyone else has given their two cents.]

[aggravating]

The best, actually. Top of the line in robotics and engineering. Light and fluid but strong.

[He does love his suit]