4th Command; Video

[aggravating]

Apparently we're in some sort of web of inter-dimensional transmissions, huh?

Awesome.

This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.

Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.

[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]

Comments

[aggravating]

Planning to change that. Multidimensional marketing. I'll triple my fortune practically overnight.

[..... wait.]

You know Spic 'N Spangles?

[rintintin]

Yeah. I'm Bucky, Cap's partner. [You can't possibly not have heard of him even if some of those movies are embarrassingly campy. :|]

[aggravating]

[Howard's trunk came equipped with Captain America comics.

Yeah. He's heard of you.]

Right, uh. Faithful sidekick, right? I'd say you're supposed to be dead, but so's Cap himself, so coming back from the dead is starting to get to be old news.

[rintintin]

[Tony you're a bad person. :C]

I'm what?

[aggravating]

[You're talking to the guy who, in his second sentence to Captain America, said Howard's been dead for going on twenty years.

Tact is a word that's not included in the Tony Stark dictionary of awesome.]

Dead. Mm. It's what. 1943? '44? I'm kind of from 2010. Rogers apparently became a Capsicle we chipped out of the ice, but I'm pretty sure that method of time travel only works on him.

[Sorry dude, thems the breaks.

... Someone really needs to talk to him about this whole ~not revealing too much of the future~ thing]

[rintintin]

[CHARLES, MAKE A NOTE OF THIS, wherever you are.]

It's 1941.

[aggravating]

[Tony just needs a babysitter and a shock collar.

THIS IS WHY HE HAS PEPPER BACK HOME]

Even more proof to my point that either you're already dead, or you're a raisin in a chair somewhere.

[Sorry, dude, everyone's getting a taste of his bad mood today.

... Cap's gonna punch him, probably. So at least there's that.]

[rintintin]

[Cap had better, I mean seriously. BROS BEFORE ANNOYING BUSINESSMEN, AMIRITE?]

Those are some great options. How the heck did Steve end up as a Capsicle?

[aggravating]

[Ho would have also been appropriate Imeanwhat?]

Something to do with crashing a plane into a sheet of ice, and then sinking and getting frozen solid.

[thestarspangledman]

[--Yeah, Tony? This is as close to snarling as you're going to see Steve get for a while.]

Shut your damn mouth, Stark.

[aggravating]

[Steve, sorry, but... he doesn't really have patience right now]

Right, not happening. What am I supposed to say, Cap?

'Oh, hey, sure, I know your buddy. Yeah, there was a magical rainbow beam that sucked both of you forward in time, but we're building a time machine to send you back so no harm, no foul'

[thestarspangledman]

You didn't need to bring it up! He's sixteen, for Chrissake!