[Because he is SO FREAKING BORED. THIS IS A BORING SHIP. HE HAS NO ROBOTS TO PLAY WITH. NOTHING TO INVENT. NO SUIT TO FLY AROUND IN. NO JARVIS TO TELL HIM HE'S BEING STUPID.

His life sucks.]

The last time I made an omelet I scrambled the egg with the shell. [He shrugs a shoulder] Someone's making waffles. I'm just providing the morning entertainment.

I work in nicknames. [What? Don't like it?] I can come up with something else if you want, Chief.