Tony Stark (
aggravating) wrote2012-07-10 09:12 pm
Entry tags:
8th Command; Voice
There's this old adage, Bargians. Secrets, secrets are no fun. Unless you are a part of one. I'd kind of like to add onto that for a minute. So, uh, bear with me.
There are a few things that yeah, they're supposed to be kept secret. No one and their aunt Martha care about your latest bowel movement or who you had a crush on in the third grade. Seriously, they don't. Unless you're loud, obnoxious, spray tan like hell every chance you have, and get into cat fights over who gets the last can of soda. Those are fine. As are the family secrets, things like divorces, fights. I'm not saying "Spill your guts, Bargites, 'cause it's just not faaaaaaair~!" Those aren't the types of secrets I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the secrets that have to do with someone else. If someone knows something about your future that, you know, might be good to know for your own peace of mind, your own well-being, then hey. What the hell are you keeping it from them for? Because I pretty much guarantee that when they find out - and they will - things will be even worse than you imagined.
And yeah, for the record? Lies of omission totally count.
[Private to Natasha]
Coulson's dead, huh? Or did Rogers leave that out of his debrief?
[Private to Arkady]
Gorgeous, I needed to be drunk yesterday.
[Private to Charles]
Give me a reason to actually keep giving a shit, Prof. Because apparently even if I work to come back to life now, I just die again later.
[Private to Steve]
So. Rogers.
Coulson's dead.
I flew a nuke into space.
Loki's a fucking supervillain.
Game over.
There are a few things that yeah, they're supposed to be kept secret. No one and their aunt Martha care about your latest bowel movement or who you had a crush on in the third grade. Seriously, they don't. Unless you're loud, obnoxious, spray tan like hell every chance you have, and get into cat fights over who gets the last can of soda. Those are fine. As are the family secrets, things like divorces, fights. I'm not saying "Spill your guts, Bargites, 'cause it's just not faaaaaaair~!" Those aren't the types of secrets I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the secrets that have to do with someone else. If someone knows something about your future that, you know, might be good to know for your own peace of mind, your own well-being, then hey. What the hell are you keeping it from them for? Because I pretty much guarantee that when they find out - and they will - things will be even worse than you imagined.
And yeah, for the record? Lies of omission totally count.
[Private to Natasha]
Coulson's dead, huh? Or did Rogers leave that out of his debrief?
[Private to Arkady]
Gorgeous, I needed to be drunk yesterday.
[Private to Charles]
Give me a reason to actually keep giving a shit, Prof. Because apparently even if I work to come back to life now, I just die again later.
[Private to Steve]
So. Rogers.
Coulson's dead.
I flew a nuke into space.
Loki's a fucking supervillain.
Game over.

[spam]
They're both frustrating in their own way, although for now, he's grateful he doesn't have to go chasing after him or convince him to come back. There isn't the same kind of implicit trust between them that there was - had been - between him and Erik, so he knew it would have been harder to get him back and talking about it.]
I'm not just telling you what you want to hear, Tony. I'm a telepath, I've seen plenty of deeply flawed people, but I've only ever met one truly horrible person, and you don't even compare. [He'd been inside Shaw's mind, he'd seen what he thought, and he'd held him down while Erik shoved a coin through his skull because he knew that Shaw would kill him if Erik didn't back down, and he knew Erik wouldn't, and he'd been with him when he died because the pain was so intense he couldn't pull back.] You aren't horrible. Not even close.
[spam]
Which is why, even as Charles switches back to the original topic, he is definitely not giving up that easily. He just wants the drinks being offered. Wants to lose himself and his sobriety, to tip over the edge and forget. Not sit here and hash things out. Which is why he's just topping off his glass again, taking a big gulp and reveling in the burn as it slides down his throat.]
Not me, but seriously. Teaching positions last what, a few years at most, unless you keep signing away your life to a typewriter and pushing out publishable papers every few months? You ever need spare change, seriously invest in a crystal ball and a turban. Can you do an Indian accent? I mean, you already have British going for you, but if you can pull off exotic...
[spam]
Something tells me I'll be alright, without turning to cheap theatrics. [What with the family fortune, and everything. Granted, building a school for mutant children and teenagers to grow up and study at wasn't going to be cheap, but he'd worry about that particular hurdle when he got there. And he could always churn out some best selling books if things got really desperate.
He was still smiling a bit, phrasing the question conversationally, like they were just chatting and nothing at all unusual had happened.]
Are you feeling any better, or are you just trying to be evasive?
[spam]
Not getting in that easy, Charles. It'd take the fun out of it.
[spam]
And while he is getting something he wants out of this, if Tony graduates, his motives aren't entirely selfish. While he certainly understood and agreed that Tony needed help, he wasn't someone who deserved to be locked away here forever.]
Who's Nat?
[spam]
But in the end, he's snorting, closing his eyes for a second and thinking back. Natalie Rushman walking in with Pepper, the lingerie catalog, her taking down Happy, seeing her dressed in leather and answering to Fury, stabbing him in the neck with a needle. Natalie. Natasha. Rushman. Romanoff. The Black Widow.
Oh, wait. Oops. Nicole Reese. Oops?
... Yeah, no. He's not even sorry right now.]
You know, I'm still not sure on that one.
[spam]
I'm not sure if that answers more questions than it raises. She's an inmate, then?
[spam]
Not him. He has Pepper and brandy and a Warden actually awesome and dickish enough to get him drunk in an attempt to get him to talk. As much as that should piss him off, it really just impresses him.
He's messed up.]
She's calling herself a Warden, but screw that. Rogers told me who the rest of the Avengers were, and I refuse to be the only one on our Island of Misfit toys messed up enough to be labeled an Inmate.