I would rather impale myself slowly on a fork than run around wearing stars and stripes. [That he doesn't have to fake, at least] Don't get me wrong, you pull off the whole golden boy, face of America thing. It looks fine on you.

On me it'd look like a cheap Fourth of July porno.

[Yeeeaaaah just pushing his way past Steve into the bar, moving over to the counter like he owns the place.

Really, with how often he's in here, he might as well just move in. Not... like he actually mentioned that to Arkady at one point.]