11th Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Hey guys. Hey. Guys. Was Tony kickass in that Port or what? Yeah, that's right. He was.

And he is totally lording it over all of your heads for the rest of time.]

So, uh, for the record. We should probably have some sort of actual sane plan for situations like that. Like. The Bargites Guide to Surviving Alien Kidnappings. First chapter: Listen to the Locals and Don't Rush the Aliens.

[And, almost as an afterthought:]

And in case anyone knew her, Pepper Potts went home.

Comments

we can has log y/n?

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[Just imagine them shopping. On the Admiral's unlimited credit.]

Being a normal human around here seems more and more like a minority thing.

Wait, back up. You know a 'Captain America'? That name sounds so... gimmicky. Whatever, seems reliable. And it's the only you gave a name to, so we'll go with that.

YES YES YES! it can be a bit post Tony's return if you want? but totes want a log c:

[aggravating]

Uh, hate to break it to you. But the fact that you have a tail kind of counts you out of the whole "normal human" club. Sorry, Koz.

[He, however, totally gets to stay in it for now because the arc reactor is seriously just an upgraded pacemaker. Not a super power.]

American't. Freedom Fries. The Great Blue Blunder.

Trust me when I say he's the last resort. But considering everyone else is puking their guts out in the infirmary I can probably lure him anywhere by saying FDR just showed up.

/switches to pm for ooc things

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

...Thank you for that kind reminder.

[Fuck you, sir :| He can't insult you back cuz he doesn't even know about the arc reactor yet.]

Last resort is better than none. But, okay, if you really don't want to ask him, I can rope my warden into doing it. Just say he owes me one for patching him up.

... THAT FACE

[aggravating]

Least I could do.

[You were the one who told him all that stuff during the port, bro. You brought it on yourself.]

If there's anyone we can get before Rogers, I'm game. Don't let the boyscout, red white and blue, helping little old ladies across the street act fool you. The guy's a jackass.

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA DERP

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[This is him completely ignoring all of that first part like the mature scientist he is.]

I'm inclined to take your word for it on account of you know the guy. [Also, twins. That counts for something.] I'll do my best to get Perry and keep you informed.

[And then you disappear to go SAVE THE WORLD or whatever. As if aliens are that important, pffff. To be continued right over here.]