12th Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Why hello barge, wasn't that a fun flood? Tony's in bed today, just kind of lounging and leaning against the headboard right now, still a bit battered and bruised, and just staring rather blankly down at the communicator. On second though, he looks rather judging, really, and-

... Well, hold on a second there. Not only does this not look like his room (because honestly, he wouldn't be caught dead living in a place right out of a forties movie) but if you've ever got a message from one Steve Rogers you might notice that this is actually coming from his communicator.]

Steve Rogers' inmate Edward Blake went home. And let me be the first asshole to say thank god.

[And he is so not sorry for that. BUT.]

For those of you with your nose buried in the nonexistent gossip column of this ship, you might have noticed the little lover's spat going on between Cap, Nicole, and I. And for those that care, you'll be happy to know that now that Legolas is back in play, we're all one big happy family again and I am preemptively claiming the first Saturday Night Avengers Orgy for my room.

[Believe it or not, there is a point to this ridiculousness. And it's not just making Clint, Natasha, and Steve all want to kill him. But, he pauses just before ending the feed, grinning wide]

Also, Cap? Think we got our communicators mixed up last night.

[.... Clint, Nat, Steve and Peggy.]


[ooc: written with permission from Mandy!]

Comments

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[thestarspangledman]

[Okay, so maybe they did. And maybe Steve's ignoring Tony's right now because he's busy attacking some punching bags.]

Not exactly a great time for this, Tony.

[love_slave]

[She fumbles with the comm, wanting to say something.

But there's just a message of blank sound and the sounds of her ship that are emulated in her room.

Dammit, and she wants to comment on the orgy too and if it's a real thing, but now her mind is all muddled up with emotions. Finally she manages something.]

I'm sorry Steve's deal is going to be harder to get now.

[strangehistorian]

Who is Legolas? This is the second time I've heard him mentioned.

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[persuadeyou]

[GDI Tony maybe she doesn't want to assemble, okay.]

Trying to make a point? [She gets paid to read people, okay.]

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[worldsbestmarksman]

[Clint just stares. And stares.]

...Legolas.

[This is not-learned-to-lighten-up-in-front-of-people-who-aren't-Natasha yet Clint.]

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[notthatfondue]

[How does one deal with this? Peggy's not entirely sure.... This is far more obnoxious than Howard ever was.

Peggy started to send a response, but it was nothing more than her staring at the feed before clicking it off. Feel free to comment on it, Tony...]

[breakingmyheart]

Of course. The time travel, the aliens, the constant string of murders - and yet it's the mention of teambuilding orgies that makes me feel homesick.

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[i_like_your]

How is group sex capable of avenging someone?

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[useofaswhat]

[Now that's interesting. Mal coughs pointedly, looks away, looks back to the camera, keenly interested.] You sure Nicole stands for that kinda thing? You'll be lucky to get away with a black eye talkin' like that. [The way he says her name suggests he knows it's fake just as well as Tony does.]

Don't give a good gorram about the orgy part, but what's "Avengers"? What're y'all avenging?

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[lastmanstanding]

That guy's gone? Good.

[burnmythoughts]

[She stares for a moment, before it clicks. Yeah, Tony Stark isn't just funding Iron Man, okay.

Then she's smirking, and also trying really hard not to blush.]

I really didn't think that's what "Avengers Assemble" meant.

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[batmanschmatman]

Are you going to start breaking out the champagne and streamers?

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[wedonot]

I hope you're planning on giving it back.

[sharpememory]

Dude, preach it. That guy was fucking nuts.