15th Command; text

[aggravating]

[So just a short while after this starts happening, a nice text message is being posted to the network.]

COME ONE, COME ALL
TO THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY

Have you ever wondered what an actual red-blooded American Hero duking it out with a little more red-blooded Russian superspy would look like?

Have you ever wanted to just sit and watch as (this one's for you, ladies) one ridiculously muscled, eagle calling Adonis trades blows with a curvy, well-endowed, red-headed killing machine? Blows that might end up with one or both parties pinned and sweaty to the mat?

Then look no further, because this is a show that's currently happening in the gym. Unfortunately, you snooze you lose. So if you want in? Better come prepared with some sort of ticket trade-in. Energy drinks and random pieces of metal might land you up in the front rows. Sneak me some booze and you'll end up so close you're practically getting punched in the face.

Comments

[Private]

[aggravating]

Hey, not ramblings. Impromptu advertising. [But...] Shoot.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Between this and your other hijinks, I'm beginning to suspect that you're attempting to establish yourself as a substantial presence among the inmates?

[Private]

[aggravating]

Try a substantial presence all around. Not really interested in gaining ground with the murderers and psychopaths among us, thanks.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

I'm glad to hear that. That said, you might want to consider toning it down with regards to what the inmates hear. They tend to develop grudges over very mundane things.

[Private]

[aggravating]

Right. Keep it censored for the whole preventing a riot thing. I'll keep that in mind. [Yeeeaaaah he's not even paying attention to what's being said anymore.] Was that the request?

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

I encourage transparency, but I don't think that self censorship would do you any harm.

No, it's not a request. Just some friendly advice.

[Private]

[aggravating]

See, beyond riot prevention? That's just not my thing. But trust me, I have enough tabloid experience to deal with the backlash.