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[So just a short while after this starts happening, a nice text message is being posted to the network.]

COME ONE, COME ALL
TO THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY

Have you ever wondered what an actual red-blooded American Hero duking it out with a little more red-blooded Russian superspy would look like?

Have you ever wanted to just sit and watch as (this one's for you, ladies) one ridiculously muscled, eagle calling Adonis trades blows with a curvy, well-endowed, red-headed killing machine? Blows that might end up with one or both parties pinned and sweaty to the mat?

Then look no further, because this is a show that's currently happening in the gym. Unfortunately, you snooze you lose. So if you want in? Better come prepared with some sort of ticket trade-in. Energy drinks and random pieces of metal might land you up in the front rows. Sneak me some booze and you'll end up so close you're practically getting punched in the face.

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[Video]

[silvestris]

[There are a lot of arrogant pricks in Gotham. Bruce Wayne isn't actually one of them; he's humble and awkward more than anything. But there's a basic strength to Tony that reminds her of him. It's like if Bruce had grown up in a nice, posh neighborhood in a safer city. And let's be real. There is no one she likes taking down more than the rich, strong ones.]

Nah-ah. You poor thing, you don't get my bottle until you win. And since I'm betting on the girl who would snap my neck for trying to help her, I think you're going to have a dry week.

[Video]

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[Tony quirks an eyebrow at that response, lips curling into a smile that's really more pissed than anything else. Right on the edge of welcoming and, well, decidedly not.]

Yeah, unfortunately? I'm a genius. Not gonna take a bet that'll just leave me in debt. [Sorry Cap, he's pretty sure Natasha could kill you with her pinky. He's not betting against her. Still, he tries to take the edge off his grin, to make it flirtatious instead of a hair's breadth from challenging.] I'll still let you have a front row seat, how about that?

[Video]

[silvestris]

[Oh she likes that look. there's nothing more fun than making a genius rich man want to throttle you.]

You bring the glasses and we'll call it a truce.

[Video]

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[Drinking is just a sore subject once it goes past awkward jokes, really. But hey, glad Selina can get some amusement from it. Still, he manages to keep that grin in place.]

Square deal.