18th Command; video

[aggravating]

[Hi barge, someone looks grumpy today. Probably has to do with the fact that he's apparently been asleep for over two weeks.]

For the record? I'm blaming space. And the fact that we're in a ship that doesn't work by any version of logic piloted by a guy who, let's face it, doesn't actually know how to sail a multidimensional spaceship. You could put a monkey in a hat and he'd be a better Admiral than this guy. Because. Uh. Comas don't just happen out of the blue, and who knows what kind of alien radiation we're all getting hit with. [... Yeah he's just really annoyed about this.

Still, he's just kind of rubbing a hand against his temple and the side of his head for a second, brow furrowed, before gesturing vaguely at the communicator.] So what have I missed, who's gone and who's new and how many crash landings did I sleep through?

[Private to the Assvengers]

Apparently comas contagious, so prolonged exposure to Captain Beauty Sleep should be monitored. [Tony speak for "Hey guys I'm back you totally missed me don't even lie."] Who's killed who and tell me no one touched the helmet.

[Private to Charles]

I want to start a barge robotics club. [Hi, sorry for worrying you, still alive, hope you didn't do anything weird with my body in the meantime. Not that I'd blame you because uh, perfect male specimen right here.]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

Don't forget the multiversal and time travel. I bet space-time-dimensional goop is the reason for all the weird stuff that goes on around here. Why else would we call them 'floods'?

[aggravating]

There, see? Logic. People are actually capable of logic here. [He's so tired of people being all LOL BUT THIS IS THE BARGE okay that's no explanation :c] The fact how that's starting to be surprising is a little depressing.

[ichoosefight]

I think the doctors admit it's kind of a misnomer anyway. I've been in a barge coma and an actual coma before and it doesn't really feel the same.

I'd like to know who came up with 'floods' though. Someone suggested it was like being flooded with magic, but really? You couldn't just call it magic?

[aggravating]

Managed to miss out on the actual coma, so can't back up the comparisson. [He's crossing his arms, though, still looking irked] That means it's definitely something barge specific, which is annoying in it's own right. Not like we already have enough to worry about.

[Tony really dislikes the existence of magic, to be honest] Yeah, uh, I'll take Hogwarts over dealing with living out Poseidon for a week. So I'm all on the stupid name side for that one.

[ichoosefight]

Everything the barge does is annoying. At least it's not meant to be a permanent thing.

[ She chuckles. She gets that sense. ]

I don't think it would change anything, honestly. Neither name helps us know what's really happening.

[aggravating]

Mm, yeah, well. Pretty much why I think "Welcome to Hell" should be hung as a welcome banner to new people.

Let's come up with one, then. Casting my vote for "Really Bad Acid Trip Week".

[ichoosefight]

How about "Spirit Week". Like in high school, you do a different stupid theme every day?

[aggravating]

[... Okay, he's amused]

If we go with spirit week we need streamers, crappy painted banners and a mascot.

[ichoosefight]

Our mascot would have to be an admiral's hat, of course.

No person, just a hat.