18th Command; video

[aggravating]

[Hi barge, someone looks grumpy today. Probably has to do with the fact that he's apparently been asleep for over two weeks.]

For the record? I'm blaming space. And the fact that we're in a ship that doesn't work by any version of logic piloted by a guy who, let's face it, doesn't actually know how to sail a multidimensional spaceship. You could put a monkey in a hat and he'd be a better Admiral than this guy. Because. Uh. Comas don't just happen out of the blue, and who knows what kind of alien radiation we're all getting hit with. [... Yeah he's just really annoyed about this.

Still, he's just kind of rubbing a hand against his temple and the side of his head for a second, brow furrowed, before gesturing vaguely at the communicator.] So what have I missed, who's gone and who's new and how many crash landings did I sleep through?

[Private to the Assvengers]

Apparently comas contagious, so prolonged exposure to Captain Beauty Sleep should be monitored. [Tony speak for "Hey guys I'm back you totally missed me don't even lie."] Who's killed who and tell me no one touched the helmet.

[Private to Charles]

I want to start a barge robotics club. [Hi, sorry for worrying you, still alive, hope you didn't do anything weird with my body in the meantime. Not that I'd blame you because uh, perfect male specimen right here.]

Comments

[aggravating]

Managed to miss out on the actual coma, so can't back up the comparisson. [He's crossing his arms, though, still looking irked] That means it's definitely something barge specific, which is annoying in it's own right. Not like we already have enough to worry about.

[Tony really dislikes the existence of magic, to be honest] Yeah, uh, I'll take Hogwarts over dealing with living out Poseidon for a week. So I'm all on the stupid name side for that one.

[ichoosefight]

Everything the barge does is annoying. At least it's not meant to be a permanent thing.

[ She chuckles. She gets that sense. ]

I don't think it would change anything, honestly. Neither name helps us know what's really happening.

[aggravating]

Mm, yeah, well. Pretty much why I think "Welcome to Hell" should be hung as a welcome banner to new people.

Let's come up with one, then. Casting my vote for "Really Bad Acid Trip Week".

[ichoosefight]

How about "Spirit Week". Like in high school, you do a different stupid theme every day?

[aggravating]

[... Okay, he's amused]

If we go with spirit week we need streamers, crappy painted banners and a mascot.

[ichoosefight]

Our mascot would have to be an admiral's hat, of course.

No person, just a hat.