18th Command; video

[aggravating]

[Hi barge, someone looks grumpy today. Probably has to do with the fact that he's apparently been asleep for over two weeks.]

For the record? I'm blaming space. And the fact that we're in a ship that doesn't work by any version of logic piloted by a guy who, let's face it, doesn't actually know how to sail a multidimensional spaceship. You could put a monkey in a hat and he'd be a better Admiral than this guy. Because. Uh. Comas don't just happen out of the blue, and who knows what kind of alien radiation we're all getting hit with. [... Yeah he's just really annoyed about this.

Still, he's just kind of rubbing a hand against his temple and the side of his head for a second, brow furrowed, before gesturing vaguely at the communicator.] So what have I missed, who's gone and who's new and how many crash landings did I sleep through?

[Private to the Assvengers]

Apparently comas contagious, so prolonged exposure to Captain Beauty Sleep should be monitored. [Tony speak for "Hey guys I'm back you totally missed me don't even lie."] Who's killed who and tell me no one touched the helmet.

[Private to Charles]

I want to start a barge robotics club. [Hi, sorry for worrying you, still alive, hope you didn't do anything weird with my body in the meantime. Not that I'd blame you because uh, perfect male specimen right here.]

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Re: private

[thestarspangledman]

Definitely. [He might still sound a little curt, but it's steadily decreasing, the more he talks to Tony. At least he's alright, that's the important part.] No. It was close, though, Natasha wanted to go after him.

private

[aggravating]

[He has that effect on people. They either join him in not taking anything seriously, or they get so fed up with him being an ass that they forget they were in the middle of some weird mental breakdown and just start up an insult battle.

What can he say? It's a gift.]

Who, K-Pop? Not surprised by that one.

Aside from the hotel of horrors, anything fun happen?

private

[thestarspangledman]

[It's certainly something special, anyway. Mostly, Steve's just glad at least one of them is relatively sane.]

..K-Pop? [That's an honest look of confusion, before he shakes his head.] Never mind.

...Saw a few people I'm pretty sure were dead about sixty years ago, but otherwise not a lot on my part.