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aggravating) wrote2012-11-30 11:30 pm
aggravating) wrote2012-11-30 11:30 pm
18th Command; video
[Hi barge, someone looks grumpy today. Probably has to do with the fact that he's apparently been asleep for over two weeks.]
For the record? I'm blaming space. And the fact that we're in a ship that doesn't work by any version of logic piloted by a guy who, let's face it, doesn't actually know how to sail a multidimensional spaceship. You could put a monkey in a hat and he'd be a better Admiral than this guy. Because. Uh. Comas don't just happen out of the blue, and who knows what kind of alien radiation we're all getting hit with. [... Yeah he's just really annoyed about this.
Still, he's just kind of rubbing a hand against his temple and the side of his head for a second, brow furrowed, before gesturing vaguely at the communicator.] So what have I missed, who's gone and who's new and how many crash landings did I sleep through?
[Private to the Assvengers]
Apparently comas contagious, so prolonged exposure to Captain Beauty Sleep should be monitored. [Tony speak for "Hey guys I'm back you totally missed me don't even lie."] Who's killed who and tell me no one touched the helmet.
[Private to Charles]
I want to start a barge robotics club. [Hi, sorry for worrying you, still alive, hope you didn't do anything weird with my body in the meantime. Not that I'd blame you because uh, perfect male specimen right here.]
For the record? I'm blaming space. And the fact that we're in a ship that doesn't work by any version of logic piloted by a guy who, let's face it, doesn't actually know how to sail a multidimensional spaceship. You could put a monkey in a hat and he'd be a better Admiral than this guy. Because. Uh. Comas don't just happen out of the blue, and who knows what kind of alien radiation we're all getting hit with. [... Yeah he's just really annoyed about this.
Still, he's just kind of rubbing a hand against his temple and the side of his head for a second, brow furrowed, before gesturing vaguely at the communicator.] So what have I missed, who's gone and who's new and how many crash landings did I sleep through?
[Private to the Assvengers]
Apparently comas contagious, so prolonged exposure to Captain Beauty Sleep should be monitored. [Tony speak for "Hey guys I'm back you totally missed me don't even lie."] Who's killed who and tell me no one touched the helmet.
[Private to Charles]
I want to start a barge robotics club. [Hi, sorry for worrying you, still alive, hope you didn't do anything weird with my body in the meantime. Not that I'd blame you because uh, perfect male specimen right here.]
[Private]
And you could just get him Star Wars DVDs for Christmas. And a DVD player.]
Alright. I'll put in a request for some workspace and such, and keep an eye on the post in case things get out of hand. [Because knowing some of the wardens - and inmates - there is likely to be some level of whining and complaining about this.] But I do trust you with this, Tony.
[Private]
And see, that'd be too easy. Half of the experience of watching the original three is the commentary that comes with it.]
Better watch it, Professor, you're sounding like my PR rep. [He's grinning, at least, and leaning back in his chair. He's content with that answer, at least.] Yeah, well. Inventing and bossing would-be engineers around is what I do.
[That's Tony speak for thanks. More or less.]
[Private]
It's good to have you back, Tony. [Even though you are the luckiest son of a bitch to miss that port, hot damn. B(]