aggravating: (cause i'll never die)
Tony Stark ([personal profile] aggravating) wrote2013-05-07 08:12 pm

Mark I - Video;

[The camera is facing the wall. An interesting thing, seeing as there must be some sort of reason someone would purposefully start broadcasting a picture of the wall. Perhaps it was going to change? Perhaps there was a pattern hidden there, something just slightly off-white patterned there. Some hidden message, some hidden meaning. Perhaps all the answers to life were in that one little piece of a room, that one, focused image of a wall being sent around the barge. Perhaps-]

Back in black! [Oh.] I hit the sack [Is that-] I've been too long [Oh no.] I'm glad to be back!

[And just like that, AD/DC at full force in the background, the camera is picked up, held up and at an angle pure myspace style, revealing one Tony Stark in all his business suited glory.] Honey, I'm home! [Aaaand down goes the communicator on the nearest desk.] And, so we're all on the same page here, I fully endorse a battle royale to figure out who honey is. Although I warn you now, I'm a picky soul, and my heart belongs to one thing and one thing only.

[Wait for it, pause for dramatic effect, drum roll please!

... Yeah he's just stepping aside to show the Mark VII in all it's powered down glory.]


It's the red and gold that got me. I still say I go with the red suit and you wear the gold lace, babe.

I believe the lace would flatter your figure better, sir.

Fair point. [Yup. That's one smart-talking computer program that's followed Tony to the barge. Again. JARVIS is practically a part of him at this point. But at the very least Tony seems to be calming down, finally sitting at the desk the communicator's on and tilting it up a little to eye the camera a bit better.] Quick debrief. I'm back of my own free will. Lacking the invisible shackles this time around, and this? [Have a quick wiggle of his phone] I got promoted to camp counselor. So someone get the blogs out and give me updates.
ukan: (Default)

[personal profile] ukan 2013-05-14 06:53 am (UTC)(link)

In my experience, weapons don't prevent violence, from psychopaths or anyone else.

deadliestviper: (mommy's a little mad at me)

[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-05-14 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Go fuck yourself.
routemistress: (iris in black)

[personal profile] routemistress 2013-05-14 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She grins back, delighted.]

I already knew I liked the way you think, lovey.

Rex and Babs and me come up with it after the rabies epidemic. That Toto knocked 'is warden on the 'ead and kept 'im locked up for days, and no bugger noticed. 'Cause 'e didn't 'ave close friends keepin' an eye out. That's why Lassie - no bugger's fallin' in the well again on our watch. I used that pet bot you made Perry for some of the design.

'Ere, this is where I introduced 'em.
burnmythoughts: (Hee)

[personal profile] burnmythoughts 2013-05-14 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[CHEERFUL INTERJECTION]

We could use a baritone!
secretasshole: (but I rise up above it.)

[personal profile] secretasshole 2013-05-14 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Would you be a better dad to robots?]

Is that what you've been working on, in your absence?
deadliestviper: (just between us girls)

[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-05-14 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[This look, Tony. THIS LOOK FOREVER.]
itstopped: (anger: quiet)

[After Loki's post, private]

[personal profile] itstopped 2013-05-14 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[To be fair, that seems like a pretty likely explanation for Loki, too. He nods a little, seems to relax.] So it's a lie.
tolaywaste: ▶ x-kid pantsed sean & it rocked (╳ & they will pass)

[personal profile] tolaywaste 2013-05-14 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Have I ever mentioned that you're great? You're great.
love_slave: (zev - cocky)

[personal profile] love_slave 2013-05-14 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Stark, you're not the only nice looking man in the world.

But you are a good one to have around. [Excuse her, she'll be over here being cheeky.]
tolaywaste: ▶ x-kid is a mean girl (╳ & don't forget son:)

[personal profile] tolaywaste 2013-05-14 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sure you don't.

If I say my actual age you're going to forget it until you start saying I'm five, so you get my name and like it.
Edited 2013-05-14 08:39 (UTC)
breakingmyheart: (Default)

Re: Private

[personal profile] breakingmyheart 2013-05-14 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
You remembered.

[ Tosh if you could peel your self-esteem off the floor and be slightly less flattered by this...? ]

How are you, Tony?
mistconduct: (profile grin)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-05-14 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an inmate. So I guess that would make me the former, but I'm not looking to stab anybody in their sleep or whatever.
some_kinda_hero: (Thumbs up | YAY I win!)

<3

[personal profile] some_kinda_hero 2013-05-14 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you'd be surprised by the rare nice things he does.

I think a welcome back and congratulations are in order. How've you been?
Edited (Um, no, I had a question mark in there, tyvm.) 2013-05-14 14:57 (UTC)

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