aggravating: (cause i'll never die)
Tony Stark ([personal profile] aggravating) wrote2013-05-07 08:12 pm

Mark I - Video;

[The camera is facing the wall. An interesting thing, seeing as there must be some sort of reason someone would purposefully start broadcasting a picture of the wall. Perhaps it was going to change? Perhaps there was a pattern hidden there, something just slightly off-white patterned there. Some hidden message, some hidden meaning. Perhaps all the answers to life were in that one little piece of a room, that one, focused image of a wall being sent around the barge. Perhaps-]

Back in black! [Oh.] I hit the sack [Is that-] I've been too long [Oh no.] I'm glad to be back!

[And just like that, AD/DC at full force in the background, the camera is picked up, held up and at an angle pure myspace style, revealing one Tony Stark in all his business suited glory.] Honey, I'm home! [Aaaand down goes the communicator on the nearest desk.] And, so we're all on the same page here, I fully endorse a battle royale to figure out who honey is. Although I warn you now, I'm a picky soul, and my heart belongs to one thing and one thing only.

[Wait for it, pause for dramatic effect, drum roll please!

... Yeah he's just stepping aside to show the Mark VII in all it's powered down glory.]


It's the red and gold that got me. I still say I go with the red suit and you wear the gold lace, babe.

I believe the lace would flatter your figure better, sir.

Fair point. [Yup. That's one smart-talking computer program that's followed Tony to the barge. Again. JARVIS is practically a part of him at this point. But at the very least Tony seems to be calming down, finally sitting at the desk the communicator's on and tilting it up a little to eye the camera a bit better.] Quick debrief. I'm back of my own free will. Lacking the invisible shackles this time around, and this? [Have a quick wiggle of his phone] I got promoted to camp counselor. So someone get the blogs out and give me updates.
wedonot: (Fight the good fight.)

[personal profile] wedonot 2013-05-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Is it sad that he missed you?

Well, he did, so.]


Welcome back.
lastincident: (Disbelief)

[personal profile] lastincident 2013-05-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh fuck him running is it really ]

Welcome back, Mr. Stark.
wedonot: (Rly.)

[personal profile] wedonot 2013-05-08 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose something could be arranged. You might be the best one to actually organize it, though, I'm afraid any parties I've thrown have lacked your level of dramatic flair.
lastincident: (Casual)

[personal profile] lastincident 2013-05-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I'm not the one who sets up laser light shows on deck. That's Megamind.

Things are alright here... [ Except for the ominous warnings and shit like that. ] Did you just get back?
Edited 2013-05-08 03:47 (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Default)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-05-08 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
And everything's gonna start smelling like engine grease and ego alll over again.

[Nah, Riddick isn't actually pressed. He's just acknowledging you're back.]
lastrat: (took away your fear)

[personal profile] lastrat 2013-05-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh what the fuck is happening now.] Subtle fellow, aren't you. [This is not remotely close to being an actual question.]
wecanavenge: (and that was only a filling)

[personal profile] wecanavenge 2013-05-08 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
You picked an excellent time to show up.

[Maybe whatever horror the Admiral is steering them toward will eat Tony. c:]
dalekemperor: (voice)

[personal profile] dalekemperor 2013-05-08 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Electronic voice, bla bla exterminate.]

Who are you?
wedonot: (Hey this is crazy.)

[personal profile] wedonot 2013-05-08 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he doesn't want you to get eaten by anything, unlike certain other mutants we could name.]

We Love Genes Wednesdays are plenty of fun, thank you very much.
lastincident: (Casual)

[personal profile] lastincident 2013-05-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Bring some coffee down, and I'll catch you up. I'm in 3-3.
with_my_teacup: (Default)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-05-08 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I graduated. Welcome back to camp.
dalekemperor: (voice)

[personal profile] dalekemperor 2013-05-08 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I am not from your planet, or your reality. I am afraid these words do not have the desired meaning for me.
megamind: (Arrogant)

[personal profile] megamind 2013-05-08 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Quit stealing my music, Mr. Stark.

Welcome back, by the by.
lastrat: (I've come to work)

[personal profile] lastrat 2013-05-08 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Must have missed it the first time. [taste that sarcasm filled eye roll]
wecanavenge: (will it be the cynics¸ the critics galor)

[personal profile] wecanavenge 2013-05-08 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
With any luck, you'll go first.
mistconduct: (no come on now)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-05-08 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
....



What the fuck just happened.
deadliestviper: (fucker.)

[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-05-08 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh fuck.

[Beatrix does not have the energy to deal with Tony fucking Stark today so that's all you get. Keep the pornstar accusations to yourself, buster.]

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