1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

Comments

[gotgreenmagic]

[She. Can't strictly argue the possibility that the Admiral just recruits hot people because really the statistics are in favor of that.]

Super. I'd hate to think I'd misremembered this towering ego.

[aggravating]

Awww, is that affection I hear?

[Not really, but hey! Remembering his ego is a damn good thing. After all, it just boosts it even more]

[gotgreenmagic]

No.

[aggravating]

Not even a little?

[Pissing people off is sort of a hobby for him when he's stressed]

[gotgreenmagic]

[Oh Tony. They could be soulmates if you weren't so annoying.]

I'm aware that stonewalling jerks like you just makes you worse, but: no.

[aggravating]

Yeah, see, now you're just playing hard to get.

[Key word there, Shego. If.]

[gotgreenmagic]

Impossible actually, but I guess I'm flattered.

[aggravating]

Hey, nothing like a challenge. I like a challenge.

[It also gives him something to do that isn't pick apart this stupid situation and ache for something to drink.]

[gotgreenmagic]

Well, if nothing the else the Barge is aaalll about challenges. Usually the outcome is mundane stuff like 'staying alive' and 'maintaining a coherent identity in the face of unknowable forces beyond your control utterly changing your persopality, history and appearance on a random basis', though.