1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

Comments

[aggravating]

I take my media titles very seriously.

[But he's almost smiling]

[ichoosefight]

In Gotham the heroes don't believe in media titles. It's just a different world.

[aggravating]

I've been in the media since I was born. I'm pretty sure the entire internet community knows the exact dimensions of every inch of my body.

Actually, I am sure. I think most of the pictures out there are from my server.

[He just sort of grins] Paparazzi suck, I'll give you that.

[ichoosefight]

[ So was Bruce Wayne, but he is a Special Cookie. ]

Did they figure it out from afar, or did they send people with tape measures to check out your abs?

[aggravating]

[He's going to hell for this]

Little lower, sweetheart.

[ichoosefight]

Tape measure and microscope, then.

[aggravating]

Yardsticks and a wheelbarrow.

[ichoosefight]

Magnifying glass and one of those mini rulers they give to kids.

[aggravating]

You're good. [He lets out a quick, amused laugh]

You're actually pretty good.

[ichoosefight]

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.