1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

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SPAM - Brill, thanks. I'll break it into two parts for reaction time. :3

[some_kinda_hero]

[Small laugh.] Yeah, the magic item. Everyone's is different.

[Claire pulled out her own and showed it to him. It was a mink teddy bear keychain. She explains:] My dad started a collection of teddy bears for me, bringing one back from every business trip he took.

[On level one, she showed him the kitchen and the dining hall, explaining how the passengers made the meals and not some staff, and that it was locked after hours. Level two had the Infirmary and she explained Death Tolling and named the doctors working there. She also showed him her cabin, but didn't take him in ("not yet, tour first"). On the next level, she pointed out the Inmate showers. The fourth level held the gym and she told him that that was where she worked with Sarah, Mr Pink, and Superboy.]

We used to have a staff of workers, see, but now we take on the jobs. Hence, us in the kitchen and running the gym, et cetera.

SPAM - Perfecto~!

[aggravating]

[He's following around dutifully, lagging behind every now and again to poke and prod at something, to stop and lean forward and squint at everything she's pointing out, to try and figure out the basis of technology on this stupid barge.

Her room comment gets him to pause and grin, already liking how this girl goes about things. ("Wouldn't dream of it. Dinner first, right?") Easy flirting, no real threat of a follow-through.]

Uh huh, so. We're on a magical zen ship of redemption, and we're all just hoping a group of crazy people won't slip rat poison in our food?

SPAM - and don't mind the stupid tense switches, sorry. -_-

[some_kinda_hero]

[He wouldn't be Tony if he didn't casually flirt. His remark just gets a eye-roll and a 'right' as she continues on.]

That's one way to look at it, sure. I'm not saying things like that haven't happened before, but we have repercussions, of course. Demoting Wardens, Level Zero, which I skipped. It's below everything, it's a means of punishment for Wardens and Inmates alike. Powers don't work and only the Warden who put in can release you. You can have visitors and there is always someone on patrol. It helps some people to know that death isn't final here. Wardens can revive us.

Any thing else you want to ask or want to see the rest?

SPAM - no worries, I do that too XD;

[aggravating]

Yeah, uh, hold on. [He's holding up a hand to try and stop her] Rewind and recap.

What was that about death not being final?

SPAM

[some_kinda_hero]

Heh, yeah. It's crazy and we don't know how or why, but when you die here, a Warden can ask the Admiral to resurrect the body. The downside is Death Toll. Your wounds will still hurt, kind of like phantom pain? And the length varies on the severity of the...injuries. The death.