1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

Comments

[timesbureaucrat]

There might be an embassy on Earth in your universe. [There was one in Agent Kay's, after all.] But by and large the Terrans of your era are considered violent, primitive, and backwards by the members of the intergalactic community. Either way, the Admiral doesn't heed treaties.

[Narvin raises one eyebrow in return.]

I highly doubt that my opinion will change. And I certainly don't trust you.

[aggravating]

If there is, it's probably a horrible one. After all, I'm not on the board. Not even as a consultant. [It's a pure tragedy.

He smirks, though. Easily.]

Yeah, well. Gives me a goal, at least.

[timesbureaucrat]

Yes, I'm sure it barely functions without your diplomatic personality making intergalactic relations run smoothly.

[aggravating]

Now you're starting to get it.