1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

Comments

Video:

[aggravating]

[Heeeeello there~]

You, however, are officially invited to what will soon become the cool side of this floating scrap of tin.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

Tony 2...

Video:

[aggravating]

Yeah, no. See. There's the problem. If there are any other Tonys here I officially demand to be known as Tony 1, if anything.

I'm pretty sure I had that written into a contract, once.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

Tony 1 was Tony 1. You came after - and he was mighty sparkly...

[Hmm...]

You don't remember a damned thing about the last time, huh?

Video:

[aggravating]

That'd be a resounding no. [Since he's been... kind of filled in mostly. At least. He's in the middle of a conversation about how he'd already been here?

Multiverse and things like that, apparently. Bit hard to wrap his mind around, but hey. He's on a giant space boat.]

Fine. He can have been Tony 1. But I refuse to be two. So we're gonna have to settle on Tony A. Or Prime.

Video: I AM SO SLOW DX

[acid_rayne]

Oh, honey... You'll always be second-best to us.

[Fangy smiiiiile. c:]

Video: ITS OKAY ;3; I AM TOO

[aggravating]

Please tell me you're talking about a threeway right now.

[Because Pepper's not here and, uh. Okay he's just being his playboy self because this is all so weird.]

Video: :c

[acid_rayne]

I'd point out I'm half-vampire, but most guys like the idea of dying with a smile, so... I'll just leave you with the mental image of an agonised broken spine, OK?

Video:

[aggravating]

Hey, if that's how you roll, I know an exoskeleton rig that can do just the trick.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

Incurable romantic, huh?

Video:

[aggravating]

Opportunistic bed-breaker.

[Pepper will forgive him for this, right? I mean. He's on a freaking multidimensional space ship.]