1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

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[aggravating]

[Power? Oh God. This guy doesn't think he's some sort of Hulkish monster thing, does he?

Not that he doesn't think the Hulk is the coolest thing in the history of ever. But uh. Tony kind of thinks the glowing circle in his chest is enough for now.

It would be kind of cool, though, now that he thinks about it. But that's beside the point.]

I have a suit, actually. And a brain.

[wecanavenge]

[Oh, God, give him a moment, this is so disappointing. :c]

You're human.

[aggravating]

Yeeeaaaah, that seems to be the general consensus.

I have ten fingers and toes, too. If that helps.

[wecanavenge]

Not with your inferiority, no, I'm afraid it doesn't.

herp derp didn't notice that fail

[aggravating]

Inferiority? [His face hardens a bit] Yeah, uh, I'm kind of not inferior to anybody. Living, dead, past, present, future.

I am literally the best inventor in my time period, I've single-handedly pushed my company to the highest productivity ratings in this hemisphere, and I have one of the highest recorded IQs in the last hundred years.

None of that's an inferiority.

html is evil

[wecanavenge]

You're human. You're limited by your very genetics.

the absolute evilest

[aggravating]

And what the hell are you, a Martian?

[He's just rolling his eyes at this point]

I could out-think you any day of the week.

[wecanavenge]

A mutant. [No more hiding, no more hiding ever again. His eyebrows raise, an almost amused look on his face.]

Are you always so desperate to prove yourself? Iron Man?

[aggravating]

[His smirk is practically vicious. He's used to corporate sharks, to facing down the senate and everyone in the world telling him no, calling him selfish and needy and a boat load of issues. But more than that, he's used to proving his genius]

I just think it's an insult you people haven't heard of me.

[wecanavenge]

How very self-important of you.

[aggravating]

Wouldn't dream of being anything else, dear.