1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

Comments

[aggravating]

[It would make him an inmate! Which in and of itself is utterly ridiculous and stupid and... everything, really.]

Some stupid zen-ship where I'm apparently a kidnapped prisoner - been there, done that, all I got was a lousy hole-in-the-chest - and there's an Admiral that likes taking my stuff.

Do I get a gold star for paying attention?

[reactivates]

Dude, if I had the authority to give out gold stars, then you totally would.

[aggravating]

I always said stickers were better rewards than gaudy, bulky trophies. [He's laughing, though] Because, uh, you can put stickers anywhere.

[reactivates]

Totally. I'm rather fond of buttons and pins too, though. Last longer than stickers. Temp tattoos might be an interesting reward system too, come to think of it.

[aggravating]

So long as we're talking mythical monsters and not flowers and teddy bears, I could get behind the temporary tattoo rewards.

[reactivates]

Sure. Then I'll get you a temp tattoo with a unicorn. Totally counts as a mythical monster.

[aggravating]

Can I put in a request to at least have the unicorn stabbing something with its head?

You can even add on a 'For MOM' underneath, so long as I get that blood dripping.