1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Sorry Tony but Kirk walks. He's there within a few minutes of saying he would be though, can't leave a fellow hanging.]

[aggravating]

[Usually Tony does. But he's just been kidnapped and seriously, the deck is kind of something he wanted to get a look at anyway.

But as Kirk comes out, Tony's raising his eyebrows and pointing at him]

Let me guess; alcohol guy.

[captain_jtkirk]

[That made him laugh a little bit.] "While I like that nickname, I prefer to be called Jim."

[aggravating]

[He grins, and holds out a hand amicably] Jim, then. You probably heard, but hey. Tony.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Jim shook his hand.] "A pleasure, Tony. Shall we then?"

[aggravating]

[When he figures out you're Jim Kirk...]

Hell yes. [He rubs his hands together] Bring on the booze.

i thought i'd tagged this but that was a horrible lie i'm sorry :c

[captain_jtkirk]

[You better not make fun of him for it, Tony, cause he'll sock you.

Kirk led him over to a door, and opened it for him, gesturing at Tony to go in first.] "I take it someone's already mentioned that you were here before?"

NO WORRIES! God knows I've done that before

[aggravating]

[Make fun of him? Hell no. He'll probably die from glee, first.

For now, though, he's just sort of striding into the bar like he owns it, making a bee-line for the booze]

Yup. Heard it a few times. [He pauses, tipping a glass towards Kirk] Let me guess, you knew me then, too?

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[captain_jtkirk]

"Kinda. We maybe talked shop twice." [Kirk debated for a moment for settling on scotch like he usually did, turning slightly towards Tony once he had his drink.] "It's been a while though, sorry."

[aggravating]

[He shrugs, pouring himself a brandy and hoisting himself up onto the top of the bar. Mainly because actual chairs are for losers.

Or something.]

Hey, I don't remember anything. So we're kind of good, there.

[captain_jtkirk]

[No judgement here man, you can sit wherever you want.]

"How much have you been told about everything?"

[aggravating]

[Sweet. Because he's forever going to take the most ridiculous seat in the house. Or in a giant donut]

I was given the tour, told about, uh, what happens with the whole death thing. And apparently we get vacation days every now and then?

[captain_jtkirk]

"You also get to spend a few days as someone completely different and you usually make a complete ass of yourself in the meantime."

[aggravating]

This sounds like the fruit of some amazing stories.

[Come, Jim, share your embarrassment with him over some scotch and brandy]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Where does he even start?]

"I've been turned into a woman twice, a kid more times than I care to remember. Last year I kidnapped people and tried to sell them, that was exciting. One time, every time I fell asleep, I woke up in someone else's bed, usually with them."