1st Command; Video

[aggravating]

[This is so not his idea of a vacation, guys. You have no idea. But at the very least, the man peering at the screen isn't flipping out or anything. In fact, he just seems to have a sort of cool and composed air to him. If, you know, he was anything other than pissed right now.]

Okay, yeah. Fun times. Sitting on a boat in the middle of space while the world is, literally, going to hell back home without me, all because this is supposed to part of some self-awareness spiritual journey crap?

[He's been doing his homework]

Right, uh. Someone point me to the fun part of this ship, because I'm not buying into this prisoner shtick right now. Oh, and. Give me that phone call home, boss. I need to sick my lawyers on all of your asses.

Because you kind of took my property. And my AI. And my ride home.

[He makes a frustrated sound in the back of his throat, looking around before reaching down, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, ignoring the slightly bent out of shape frames - he'd kind of fallen on them more than a few times - and slipping them right up to rest on the bridge of his nose]

For anyone stupid enough to not know who I am, I'm Tony Stark. Iron Man. And the first person who asks for an autograph is getting thrown overboard.

Comments

[maybebatman]

That's no way to treat the fans. What are you supposed to famous for, again?

[aggravating]

Uh, how about just about everything ever? I mean. Microsoft is pretty much obsolete now that I've jumped into their section of the world, I'm currently in the early works for an energy plan that will put everything else to shame, I'm probably the only person in the world who can design fully functioning AI programs and- oh, right.

I have a flying, ass-kicking super suit.

[maybebatman]

[ Well, as long as the ego isn't totally unjustified... ]

It sounds like you had a flying, ass-kicking super suit.

[aggravating]

[Oh my god he hates you so much on principle right now WHY DID YOU REMIND HIM]

Yeah. That's not going to last long, I can tell you that right now.

My iTunes is wired into the helmet. I kind of need it.

[maybebatman]

[ You're right, it was a little insensitive. ]

Well, you could try taking your grievance to the Admiral. I'm sure he'll be very understanding.

Or you could, uh, build a new one.

[aggravating]

The suit's the easy part.

[Yeah he's already trying to scavenge for something to work on coding a JARVIS Jr. right now. Which is, uh, not going so well, considering the general lack of internet in the place usually means computers are going to be scarce.]

My AI is in the suit, too. He's kind of... [SIGH] He helps with things. Runs analyses on tedious things so I can work on something more productive.