4th Command; Video

[aggravating]

Apparently we're in some sort of web of inter-dimensional transmissions, huh?

Awesome.

This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.

Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.

[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]

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[gammabruce]

[...Wut. First Steve, now Tony?]

I think Fury really needs to check his network settings. You just left the lab two minutes ago.

[Maybe closer to eight minutes. Time, who keeps track of it? Not this guy.]

[zeitgeists]

Thumbs up for the reference, but you might be better off dropping a message in a bottle.

[What, nobody ever said JUST fourth wall people had to respond :')]

[aggravating]

[Eyebrows arching up right about now]

Right. The lab. Which lab? Because I kind of have incredibly high security protocols for the one at home. And as much as I'm a little flattered that Bruce Banner broke into my house, I don't think-

[Oh. Wait. Fury.]

Tell me you're not part of the eye-patch brigade, too. Because if so, I'm rethinking about 90% of my life right now.


[ooc: GOING ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT TONY KNOWS WHO BRUCE IS BECAUSE SCIENCE. Not hulk. Because time lines.]

[gammabruce]

Uh. The lab on Fury's stealthy airship? We were working on a signal for the Tesseract, and...

...And you have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

[He's just going to ignore that whole 'breaking into my house' beat. Really, Tony. No.]


[ooc: of course he knows! cuz science. *fistbump* though he might know about the Hulk too since news reports in Fury's office, Iron Man 2, blah blah. that whole timeline... thing.]

[redheadpepper]

Tony?

Are you all right?

[aggravating]

Fury has an airship? [Clearly this is the most important thing] Is it one of those big, definitely overcompensating ones or the kind where personal space hasn't been invented yet?

Yeah, that'd be a no.


[ooc: Unless I'm derping everywhere, which is very much possible, I thiiiink the only footage of Hulk-meister was after the big fight, right? Because Tony isn't that far yet sob]

[aggravating]

I think I'll exhaust the alien options before going back to Treasure Island.

[aggravating]

[.... See this? This is why he'd kind of not wanted to say anything. Because Pepper. He misses you.]

Yes, Pepper, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself sometimes. Even if I've, you know, been kidnapped by an alien Admiral.

[stillshinigami]

Hey Tony. [This spoken with some familiarity.]

What about Iron Man?

[zeitgeists]

You never know! You might recruit a couple of mice to the rescuing cause. They apparently are suited to the task.

[gammabruce]

I... wouldn't want to theorize. [Cough.] It's very military, very, uh. Practical and technologically advanced.

[So, that'd be a 'yes' on the compensating thing.]

I'm not surprised. Steve was a year behind us. Now you are... I don't know where. Or when.

[pinkpartypony]

[There is a hoof on the camera and then.] Hello Iron man!

[Frantic waving commence.] You're not made of metal.

[redheadpepper]

[Tony, why so incapable of dealing with emotions?]

Judging by the number of times I've cleaned up your vomit, I think that's up for debate.

An alien? That's new. Did you hit your head? Because if you have a concussion, that really should get looked at by a doctor.

[wardelivery.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're that other bleed ship that gets on our frequencies sometimes.

I don't know a Tony Stark in our multiverse. Not from Earth One, are you?

[rintintin]

Nope, can't say I've ever heard of you.

[alwayshasaplan]

...fucking Iron Man.

...whatever the fuck I drank tonight, I wanna find another bottle.

[demigoddess]

And well all said you couldn't talk to your lawyers. Maybe now you'll get a chance, Tony.

[yo_angie]

[eeeeee Tony Stark eeeee]

This is so cool.

[sexiestbox]

Home?

[aggravating]

Yeah, as in... Earth. Off the barge. One of my many mansions back on the good, old third rock from the sun.

[aggravating]

This. [He's kind of waving all about him] Is kidnapping at its finest.

I wouldn't really call that cool.

[aggravating]

Kind of hoping for one better than my lawyers.

[Like, say, his bff with his suit]

[aggravating]

[You, sir, are speaking his language]

Hey, when you find it, share some. I could use some of the strong stuff.

[yo_angie]

Not that, you! Talking to Tony Stark. That's the cool thing.

[aggravating]

[Hi. Whoever you are? Keep feeding his ego.]

You've heard of me? Finally. God, are you just some random civilian or a government agent? Because right now, I'd kill for some suits tearing this place down.