4th Command; Video

[aggravating]

Apparently we're in some sort of web of inter-dimensional transmissions, huh?

Awesome.

This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.

Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.

[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]

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[gammabruce]

[...Wut. First Steve, now Tony?]

I think Fury really needs to check his network settings. You just left the lab two minutes ago.

[Maybe closer to eight minutes. Time, who keeps track of it? Not this guy.]

[aggravating]

[Eyebrows arching up right about now]

Right. The lab. Which lab? Because I kind of have incredibly high security protocols for the one at home. And as much as I'm a little flattered that Bruce Banner broke into my house, I don't think-

[Oh. Wait. Fury.]

Tell me you're not part of the eye-patch brigade, too. Because if so, I'm rethinking about 90% of my life right now.


[ooc: GOING ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT TONY KNOWS WHO BRUCE IS BECAUSE SCIENCE. Not hulk. Because time lines.]

[gammabruce]

Uh. The lab on Fury's stealthy airship? We were working on a signal for the Tesseract, and...

...And you have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

[He's just going to ignore that whole 'breaking into my house' beat. Really, Tony. No.]


[ooc: of course he knows! cuz science. *fistbump* though he might know about the Hulk too since news reports in Fury's office, Iron Man 2, blah blah. that whole timeline... thing.]

[zeitgeists]

Thumbs up for the reference, but you might be better off dropping a message in a bottle.

[What, nobody ever said JUST fourth wall people had to respond :')]

[aggravating]

I think I'll exhaust the alien options before going back to Treasure Island.

[redheadpepper]

Tony?

Are you all right?

[aggravating]

[.... See this? This is why he'd kind of not wanted to say anything. Because Pepper. He misses you.]

Yes, Pepper, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself sometimes. Even if I've, you know, been kidnapped by an alien Admiral.

[stillshinigami]

Hey Tony. [This spoken with some familiarity.]

What about Iron Man?

[aggravating]

[He's halfway used to getting recognized, by now. Considering he knows he was here before and all.]

Hey. Uh, I am Iron Man. Although, if you're talking about Black Sabbath, I can roll with that, too.

[pinkpartypony]

[There is a hoof on the camera and then.] Hello Iron man!

[Frantic waving commence.] You're not made of metal.

[aggravating]

[There are so many things he could say to this. About how illogical it was to assume he would be made of metal. About how its because he has a goddamn freaking suit.

And yet, the only thing that comes out is-]

You're a pony. A pink goddamn pony.

[wardelivery.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're that other bleed ship that gets on our frequencies sometimes.

I don't know a Tony Stark in our multiverse. Not from Earth One, are you?

[aggravating]

Didn't realize we had numbers, now. I'm from Earth, though. Multiverse isn't exactly a common word back home. Aside from in bad sci-fi movies.

[rintintin]

Nope, can't say I've ever heard of you.

[aggravating]

You and half the barge, unfortunately. Honestly? You're kind of missing out.

[alwayshasaplan]

...fucking Iron Man.

...whatever the fuck I drank tonight, I wanna find another bottle.

[aggravating]

[You, sir, are speaking his language]

Hey, when you find it, share some. I could use some of the strong stuff.

[demigoddess]

And well all said you couldn't talk to your lawyers. Maybe now you'll get a chance, Tony.

[aggravating]

Kind of hoping for one better than my lawyers.

[Like, say, his bff with his suit]

[yo_angie]

[eeeeee Tony Stark eeeee]

This is so cool.

[aggravating]

This. [He's kind of waving all about him] Is kidnapping at its finest.

I wouldn't really call that cool.

[sexiestbox]

Home?

[aggravating]

Yeah, as in... Earth. Off the barge. One of my many mansions back on the good, old third rock from the sun.

[gottaseethemall]

But today is going to be so much fun! Unless we're in the possible future where you prefer to get drunk to avoid us all. If that's the case, someone should get some pills.

[aggravating]

I'd kind of prefer getting drunk right now, forget the future.

This ship's bar rules suck.