7th Command; Video - backdated to the 3rd 'cause I suck

[aggravating]

[Filtered FROM Captain America; aka to everyone else on the barge]

Okay, tomorrow's the Fourth. Which means Independence Day for those of us from America.

I'm putting out a casting call, kind of. Basically, any chicks that know how to sing and dance? Kind of need you to raise your hands.

Before you ask, it's for a wholesome 40's kind of thing. Not my style, but I have my reasons for it.


[Private to Natasha]
Star Spangled Man, Steve's birthday. You're my wingman on this. [AKA: You have no choice.]

[Private to Loki]
Hey, Rock of Ages, your Shakespeare roots don't have tailoring in them, do they?

[Private to Peggy]
You say anything to Cap, you'll have made a really annoying enemy.

[Private to Dean]
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have found a song anywhere called The Star Spangled Man? Kind of a 40's showtune feel?

[Private to B]
Dancing for me, gorgeous? [He knows not when to quit]

[Private to Charles]
Please tell me there's some sort of update on my goddamn helmet. [He just wants some good news right now :C]

[Private to Steve]
Why're you here anyway, Cap?

Comments

[ichoosefight]

This sounds like it's probably a horrible idea.

[aggravating]

Depends on if majorly trolling Captain America is your kind of thing or not.

[ichoosefight]

[ Give her a minute to weigh the pros and cons. ]

Okay, but what would you need from me?

[aggravating]

He was a trained dog in the USO for a while. Like. Toured with a chorus line and everything.

Considering tomorrow's the fourth and, apparently, his birthday, I figured I'd bring back the song and dance. You know, proper American tradition or something.

[ichoosefight]

I don't sing. But it sounds like you might need some costumes.

[aggravating]

Hey, talent's optional. Seriously, just chanting and kicking is good enough.

But yeah. Red white and blue vintage showgirl.

[ichoosefight]

I'll tell you what, you find at least three other people willing to join in and I'll think about it.

I can draw up a couple design sketches.

[aggravating]

I'll hold you to that. [Totally smirking, because he is so damn sure he can make that happen]

Thanks sweetheart. [Have a saucy wink, Steph.]

[ichoosefight]

You can tell them I won't make them wear anything that's not flattering.

[aggravating]

And miss the looks on their faces when I pull out floss packs? Pass.

[You're awesome. This is just... how he shows appreciation?]

[ichoosefight]

[ She just laughs. Congrats Tony, someone gets your sense of humor. ]

Then I guess I get to be the bearer of good news. Lucky me.

[aggravating]

[It's a pretty damn monumental day, then! He's laughing as well, though. Because sure, why not?]

Just try not to scare them off. Kind of want this thing to actually happen.

[Oh and by the way? He totally has three other girls.]

[ichoosefight]

I'll be good. Scout's honor. [ Like she was ever a scout. ]

[aggravating]

Good luck, soldier. [Have a sarcastic little salute in return.]