7th Command; Video - backdated to the 3rd 'cause I suck

[aggravating]

[Filtered FROM Captain America; aka to everyone else on the barge]

Okay, tomorrow's the Fourth. Which means Independence Day for those of us from America.

I'm putting out a casting call, kind of. Basically, any chicks that know how to sing and dance? Kind of need you to raise your hands.

Before you ask, it's for a wholesome 40's kind of thing. Not my style, but I have my reasons for it.


[Private to Natasha]
Star Spangled Man, Steve's birthday. You're my wingman on this. [AKA: You have no choice.]

[Private to Loki]
Hey, Rock of Ages, your Shakespeare roots don't have tailoring in them, do they?

[Private to Peggy]
You say anything to Cap, you'll have made a really annoying enemy.

[Private to Dean]
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have found a song anywhere called The Star Spangled Man? Kind of a 40's showtune feel?

[Private to B]
Dancing for me, gorgeous? [He knows not when to quit]

[Private to Charles]
Please tell me there's some sort of update on my goddamn helmet. [He just wants some good news right now :C]

[Private to Steve]
Why're you here anyway, Cap?

Comments

[Private]

[love_slave]

I can. [But her accent is a little space German so it's funny.] What is it for?

[Private]

[aggravating]

Awesome. [No, seriously, it is. The accent just makes it even better.] A friend's birthday. You met Captain America yet?

[Private]

[love_slave]

No, not yet. Was your friend just born?

[Zev needs someone to explain birthdays to her. This is a strange moment.]

[Private]

[aggravating]

[... Whoa, hold on. Hold the phone. What] Uh, no. He wasn't.

I mean- first of all, he's tall, blond, muscled, sometimes covered in stars and patriotism. Talks like a cartoon character and screams wholesome family fun every time he opens his mouth.

But uh, no. He was born, like, ninety years ago? Usually people celebrate every year they age. Like some kind of creepy Awesome I'm one step closer to death. thing

[A straight answer? From Tony Stark? Yeah... not happening.]

[Private]

[love_slave]

Is it a warrior thing? [Because the Brunnen G sang their way into battle, and one step closer to death. You know what, Tony? She'll sing for you. That's the important part. Even if you're confusing.]

[Private]

[aggravating]

....... Yeah. [LET'S GO WITH THAT] It's a warrior thing.

You in?

[Private]

[love_slave]

Yes! I'm in.

[Private]

[aggravating]

Great. And so the feisty one makes two. [He looks smug, now] At this rate, we'll be good to go by morning.