7th Command; Video - backdated to the 3rd 'cause I suck

[aggravating]

[Filtered FROM Captain America; aka to everyone else on the barge]

Okay, tomorrow's the Fourth. Which means Independence Day for those of us from America.

I'm putting out a casting call, kind of. Basically, any chicks that know how to sing and dance? Kind of need you to raise your hands.

Before you ask, it's for a wholesome 40's kind of thing. Not my style, but I have my reasons for it.


[Private to Natasha]
Star Spangled Man, Steve's birthday. You're my wingman on this. [AKA: You have no choice.]

[Private to Loki]
Hey, Rock of Ages, your Shakespeare roots don't have tailoring in them, do they?

[Private to Peggy]
You say anything to Cap, you'll have made a really annoying enemy.

[Private to Dean]
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have found a song anywhere called The Star Spangled Man? Kind of a 40's showtune feel?

[Private to B]
Dancing for me, gorgeous? [He knows not when to quit]

[Private to Charles]
Please tell me there's some sort of update on my goddamn helmet. [He just wants some good news right now :C]

[Private to Steve]
Why're you here anyway, Cap?

Comments

[Private]

[aggravating]

Okay, here's the deal.

You either work with me on this one thing, or I will make it my personal mission to hide speakers places even you can't find and make you listen to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood 24/7.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

[You, sir, are a monster. :|] Cute.

Maybe I could choreograph. [Still not dancing. B|]

[Private]

[aggravating]

Coming from you, I'm taking that to mean "Gee Mister Stark I don't know how you're still such a kick-ass guy because that was the most horrific thing I've seen since Teletubbies."

Done. No backing out.

[We'll see about that B) ]

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

Any other pop culture references you want to throw in while I'm here?

[Private]

[aggravating]

Nah, I think I'm good, Suzy Parker. I'm just shocked, shocked! that you would accuse me of abusing pop culture references. You're getting dangerously close to sensitive territory here, Salt. Not even Will Robinson could get within five miles of this.

[otherwise known as this writer has no idea what the fuck she's doing oh my god kill me now]

[Private] NEVER CHANGE ilu for throwing Salt in

[persuadeyou]

We done here?

[Private]

[aggravating]

Unless you want a reference to every spy movie ever made, yeah.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

Quick, before the James Bond soaks in. [Yup clicking off her feed because dear god she does not have the time or energy to listen to bad spy movie references. 8|]