7th Command; Video - backdated to the 3rd 'cause I suck

[aggravating]

[Filtered FROM Captain America; aka to everyone else on the barge]

Okay, tomorrow's the Fourth. Which means Independence Day for those of us from America.

I'm putting out a casting call, kind of. Basically, any chicks that know how to sing and dance? Kind of need you to raise your hands.

Before you ask, it's for a wholesome 40's kind of thing. Not my style, but I have my reasons for it.


[Private to Natasha]
Star Spangled Man, Steve's birthday. You're my wingman on this. [AKA: You have no choice.]

[Private to Loki]
Hey, Rock of Ages, your Shakespeare roots don't have tailoring in them, do they?

[Private to Peggy]
You say anything to Cap, you'll have made a really annoying enemy.

[Private to Dean]
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have found a song anywhere called The Star Spangled Man? Kind of a 40's showtune feel?

[Private to B]
Dancing for me, gorgeous? [He knows not when to quit]

[Private to Charles]
Please tell me there's some sort of update on my goddamn helmet. [He just wants some good news right now :C]

[Private to Steve]
Why're you here anyway, Cap?

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[ Private : Video ]

[surfaceshine]

Jesus. Do me a favor and don't introduce us, okay? I kick enough puppies on my own without racking up that kinda tally.

[Dean considers this. Not very seriously, by the looks of it, but he does consider it.]

I'm assuming you're not talking figuratively, which is... ridiculous. But hey - at least there's fireworks?

[ Private : Video ]

[aggravating]

Consider your jackassery spared.

Trust me, if he was just a random ideal, I'd be saluting him and cursing his name in the same sentence. Not working up a major trolling operation. [He just kind of grins at that] Beer and fireworks.

[ Private : Video ]

[surfaceshine]

[Have a speculative Dean, Tony. It involves ducklips and some pretty impressive facial acrobatics, since he's not being seriously thoughtful. Just a ham.]

Sounds about right. Alcohol. Explosives. The American way. I'll see what I can do.

[Barge Trolls Unite!]

[ Private : Video ]

[aggravating]

If we don't almost lose a finger, we're doing it wrong.

[You remind him of Rhodey after a few drinks, Dean. Which instantly makes you awesome.]