aggravating | 7th Command; Video - backdated to the 3rd 'cause I suck

[Filtered FROM Captain America; aka to everyone else on the barge]

Okay, tomorrow's the Fourth. Which means Independence Day for those of us from America.

I'm putting out a casting call, kind of. Basically, any chicks that know how to sing and dance? Kind of need you to raise your hands.

Before you ask, it's for a wholesome 40's kind of thing. Not my style, but I have my reasons for it.

[Private to Natasha]
Star Spangled Man, Steve's birthday. You're my wingman on this. [AKA: You have no choice.]

[Private to Loki]
Hey, Rock of Ages, your Shakespeare roots don't have tailoring in them, do they?

[Private to Peggy]
You say anything to Cap, you'll have made a really annoying enemy.

[Private to Dean]
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have found a song anywhere called The Star Spangled Man? Kind of a 40's showtune feel?

[Private to B]
Dancing for me, gorgeous? [He knows not when to quit]

[Private to Charles]
Please tell me there's some sort of update on my goddamn helmet. [He just wants some good news right now :C]

[Private to Steve]
Why're you here anyway, Cap?

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The only cakes I make are the kind that explode or fire missiles. So, uh, no.

[Don't you be making fun of Steve and Tony's broship]

Toooooo bad.

[Sounding much more serious all of a sudden.]

Are you still working with the communicators?

[He glances up at the tone change, a flicker of his eyes proving that yeah, this is on a private feed, now.]

As much as I can in between everything else. I have a packet on temporal theory I've been going over, as well as a few lessons in food-based computing systems.

It's like trying to ride a bike, though. Just the bike is made of something that shouldn't exist and gravity's breaking all the laws of physics.

I have a degree of code knowledge... [It comes with the territory of being a semigod and... working with code. You pick things up.

Though a sigh.] I'd offer you a hand, but I suspect you're the man to go to for hardware, hm?

I have at least seven separate AI identities floating in my hardrive back home. One of which has been mistaken for human by every single person he interacts with. [And who's snarked Tony into silence on more than one occasion.]

I practically grew up thinking in binary. So yeah. Give me a few weeks and I'll get through this mystical tech barrier and get an underground frequency set up.

I'm so glad there's a man around here I can trust. That's not saying too much, is it? [Forever just playful and borderline flirtatious! But he is watching, Tony.]

Considering you seem like the only other smart person on this ship that isn't spouting crap about time flux and temporal pockets and whatever that's about, no. Not saying too much.

[The similarity between their approaches is, honestly, a little creepy. But Tony's more than willing to roll with it.]

Excellent. [Hmmm. He's okay with this.] Tony, did you leave a sticky situation immediately behind you upon arrival?

If by sticky you mean "did you apparently die and then come here" then yeah. I did.

Also, that sounds like an I have a theory tone. [He points at the camera] Spill.

Unfortunately, it's more a case of me feeling your pain! Presuming you died of complications arising from a theoretical sticky situation. How much will you have to go back to if this place can't manipulate temporal forces?

You mean if they can't tick me back long enough to actually not be dead?

Last thing I remember from back home was a few thousand volts of electricity and a crazy Russian.

...

Was this a consensual thing, ooooor...

If it was anyone other than a creepy-ass bear man who hadn't showered in fifteen years, I'd roll with that.

As it is, I'm just trying not to puke.

[HEE HEE HEEHEEHEE HE'S LAUGHING SO HARD INSIDE]

There, there! Put your head between your knees and think of buxom women!

[You have no idea how uncool that is, Joshua. Vanko is one ugly Russian.]

Oh. God. That's awful. I'm gonna have nightmares for months now.

[Giggles at your pain.]

[You are a cruel, twisted kid and he will literally never get that mental image out of his mind.

Never.]

[exactly as keikaku`]

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