7th Command; Video - backdated to the 3rd 'cause I suck

[aggravating]

[Filtered FROM Captain America; aka to everyone else on the barge]

Okay, tomorrow's the Fourth. Which means Independence Day for those of us from America.

I'm putting out a casting call, kind of. Basically, any chicks that know how to sing and dance? Kind of need you to raise your hands.

Before you ask, it's for a wholesome 40's kind of thing. Not my style, but I have my reasons for it.


[Private to Natasha]
Star Spangled Man, Steve's birthday. You're my wingman on this. [AKA: You have no choice.]

[Private to Loki]
Hey, Rock of Ages, your Shakespeare roots don't have tailoring in them, do they?

[Private to Peggy]
You say anything to Cap, you'll have made a really annoying enemy.

[Private to Dean]
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have found a song anywhere called The Star Spangled Man? Kind of a 40's showtune feel?

[Private to B]
Dancing for me, gorgeous? [He knows not when to quit]

[Private to Charles]
Please tell me there's some sort of update on my goddamn helmet. [He just wants some good news right now :C]

[Private to Steve]
Why're you here anyway, Cap?

Comments

[takeyouapart]

We're alright, thanks. Drunkenly stumbling into things generally isn't a big concern for the knights of Camelot.

[aggravating]

What, Monty Python lied to me? Damn, and here I thought it was all drinking mead and slaying dragons.

You must be in serious need of a good party.

[takeyouapart]

Who's -

Actually, never mind.

I'm not much of a...partier.

[Read: total lightweight.]

[aggravating]

[That... is one slowly spreading grin]

I am so spiking the punch tomorrow.

[Because seriously. Drunk Merlin? Yes please.]

[takeyouapart]

[No thank you, Kirk did this to him when he last got drunk four months ago and it's not happening again >C]

I should warn you that if this is your secret plan for getting me drunk it's not really a secret any more.

[aggravating]

[.... But Merlin that's amazing.]

Who ever said it was a secret? Drinking is kind of a social thing. Something fun.

[takeyouapart]

[look permanent markers are scary when you're from a place and time with no permanent markers awright]

It's...not especially fun when you can't do it properly.

And don't tell me I need practice.

[aggravating]

You need practice.

[You walked right into that one, pal.]

Seriously, three times drunk off your ass and you'll be stumbling around making bad decisions like a pro.