11th Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Hey guys. Hey. Guys. Was Tony kickass in that Port or what? Yeah, that's right. He was.

And he is totally lording it over all of your heads for the rest of time.]

So, uh, for the record. We should probably have some sort of actual sane plan for situations like that. Like. The Bargites Guide to Surviving Alien Kidnappings. First chapter: Listen to the Locals and Don't Rush the Aliens.

[And, almost as an afterthought:]

And in case anyone knew her, Pepper Potts went home.

Comments

[aggravating]

Probably have to disagree with you on that one. JARVIS has a sarcastic side I definitely didn't program.

[He pauses, looking thoughtful] You have a lock on your door, or will I have to break in?

[Because that sounds like a fun challenge.]

[love_slave]

It only lets me in so far.

[Which means yes, it probably will. Sorry for the insight into her living cyborg ship, Tony, even if it's only a tiny area of it.] I left him on the bed and the bed is near the door.

[aggravating]

Awesome.

[And he really means it. He has this look on his face like a kid at Christmas, or a grown man who has the distraction he really, desperately needed just laid out on a silver platter in front of him.]

I'll try not to break anything. [You know, while breaking in.

But, to kill time as he contemplates ways to get past what he assumes is some kind of biometric scanner...] Anyone have any idea why the barge crashed in the first place?

[love_slave]

[She may be the least bothered person to have someone break into her room ever. She's smiling off in the infirmary, despite everything.] Thank you, Tony. [She appreciates it a lot.]

I have no idea. I think people are right and he's not a very good driver. People may not like Kirk taking over the Barge for selfish reasons, but he took us to a good place. I would rather go back there.

[aggravating]

[This is why he likes you, Zev.]

No problem. [Shrugging off thanks is easy to do, especially when he's running through break-in plans in his head.

It's probably a bad thing how easily some come to him.]

Partying always wins over kidnapping. [He looks a little troubled, though. Worried.] I don't buy it. Almighty Admiral that can pull people from their worlds, take and give powers, make objects appear out of thin air, but he can't do the one thing an Admiral really needs to do?