Tony Stark (
aggravating) wrote2012-08-14 08:07 pm
11th Command; Video
[Hey guys. Hey. Guys. Was Tony kickass in that Port or what? Yeah, that's right. He was.
And he is totally lording it over all of your heads for the rest of time.]
So, uh, for the record. We should probably have some sort of actual sane plan for situations like that. Like. The Bargites Guide to Surviving Alien Kidnappings. First chapter: Listen to the Locals and Don't Rush the Aliens.
[And, almost as an afterthought:]
And in case anyone knew her, Pepper Potts went home.
And he is totally lording it over all of your heads for the rest of time.]
So, uh, for the record. We should probably have some sort of actual sane plan for situations like that. Like. The Bargites Guide to Surviving Alien Kidnappings. First chapter: Listen to the Locals and Don't Rush the Aliens.
[And, almost as an afterthought:]
And in case anyone knew her, Pepper Potts went home.

/switches to pm for ooc things
[Fuck you, sir :| He can't insult you back cuz he doesn't even know about the arc reactor yet.]
Last resort is better than none. But, okay, if you really don't want to ask him, I can rope my warden into doing it. Just say he owes me one for patching him up.
... THAT FACE
[You were the one who told him all that stuff during the port, bro. You brought it on yourself.]
If there's anyone we can get before Rogers, I'm game. Don't let the boyscout, red white and blue, helping little old ladies across the street act fool you. The guy's a jackass.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA DERP
I'm inclined to take your word for it on account of you know the guy. [Also, twins. That counts for something.] I'll do my best to get Perry and keep you informed.
[And then you disappear to go SAVE THE WORLD or whatever. As if aliens are that important, pffff. To be continued right over here.]