11th Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Hey guys. Hey. Guys. Was Tony kickass in that Port or what? Yeah, that's right. He was.

And he is totally lording it over all of your heads for the rest of time.]

So, uh, for the record. We should probably have some sort of actual sane plan for situations like that. Like. The Bargites Guide to Surviving Alien Kidnappings. First chapter: Listen to the Locals and Don't Rush the Aliens.

[And, almost as an afterthought:]

And in case anyone knew her, Pepper Potts went home.

Comments

[aggravating]

[There's a pause on Tony's end as he mulls that over. A pause that, in the end, has him ducking his head just slightly, huffing out a quiet laugh.]

Alright, not that bad. Still think the guy who originally sat down and went "you know what? I think I'll dress up like a giant bat" needs therapy but hey. People in LA basically worship a giant mouse in red pants and giant shoes.

[ichoosefight]

Nobody's arguing that one.

Except maybe his kids, but they're biased.

[aggravating]

I'd pay money for that guy's therapy tapes.

[Also he does not want to see how a bat guy's biological offspring turned out.]

[ichoosefight]

Like he's ever had therapy. [ That is exactly the problem, Tony. He's never had therapy. Steph wishes she didn't know how his biological offspring turned out. ]

[aggravating]

Threaten him with tying him to a chair and forcing him to watch teletubby reruns until he goes.

Trust me, he'll give in eventually.

[ichoosefight]

This is the guy who taught me how to tie people to chairs. Somehow I don't see that working so well.