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[Why hello barge, wasn't that a fun flood? Tony's in bed today, just kind of lounging and leaning against the headboard right now, still a bit battered and bruised, and just staring rather blankly down at the communicator. On second though, he looks rather judging, really, and-

... Well, hold on a second there. Not only does this not look like his room (because honestly, he wouldn't be caught dead living in a place right out of a forties movie) but if you've ever got a message from one Steve Rogers you might notice that this is actually coming from his communicator.]

Steve Rogers' inmate Edward Blake went home. And let me be the first asshole to say thank god.

[And he is so not sorry for that. BUT.]

For those of you with your nose buried in the nonexistent gossip column of this ship, you might have noticed the little lover's spat going on between Cap, Nicole, and I. And for those that care, you'll be happy to know that now that Legolas is back in play, we're all one big happy family again and I am preemptively claiming the first Saturday Night Avengers Orgy for my room.

[Believe it or not, there is a point to this ridiculousness. And it's not just making Clint, Natasha, and Steve all want to kill him. But, he pauses just before ending the feed, grinning wide]

Also, Cap? Think we got our communicators mixed up last night.

[.... Clint, Nat, Steve and Peggy.]

[ooc: written with permission from Mandy!]

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That guy's gone? Good.

[His lips are quirking, slightly, in response to the bit of humor in their conversation, but.

Well, to business. More or less.]

If that something includes half of the barge exploding, yeah. We probably would have. [P a u s e ] You're still a dick by the way.

[If by alright you mean probably killing punching bags like they're nazis, then yeah. He's totally fine.]

You don't have to think. Hell, whatever you want to think but can't, lay it on me. I can think for the both of us.

The suggestion generally got about as many takers as I expect Tony's going to get. But yes, 'interesting' is the word.

Never wanted to claim it. I figure in more as-- [There's a quick pause, a wave of his hand] Well. Me.

I don't think that's appropriate.

Maybe later? Okay? Maybe when you're not with you're friends. [Things she wants to talk about in person and not over the network.]

What kind of team did you all have?

[There's a bit of a lipquirk.]

And you're a showoff.

So. Got any ideas?

That's a very broad question. We saved the world occasionally.

[....sometimes after being responsible for jeopardising it to begin with, but.]

...Well, hey, so does mine.

[She stares for a moment, before it clicks. Yeah, Tony Stark isn't just funding Iron Man, okay.

Then she's smirking, and also trying really hard not to blush.]

I really didn't think that's what "Avengers Assemble" meant.

Are you going to start breaking out the champagne and streamers?

I hope you're planning on giving it back.

Dude, preach it. That guy was fucking nuts.

[They probably wouldn't have if Clint hadn't been compromised. If the Hulk hadn't scared the shit out of Natasha and Coulson--

Well. If Coulson hadn't been where he was when he was, he would have hit them over the head with that believing in superheroes shtick. Tony could have flown him out to Portland after New York, and Cap would have been able to sign those cards, instead of staring at them bloodied and stuck to the glass of the table.]

It's a kind of enjoyable hobby, actually. And I called you Nicole. So, uh. You're welcome.

You called me Nicole...and connected me to the Avengers. Great job, really. [She is going to have to hold his hand through anything spy related, isn't she. It's headache inducing.

(She thinks that maybe Coulson should just give him a crash course, but that thought gives her pause.)]

I don't know how much longer my warden would have put up with it anyway.

[And something in her tone says she's seriously tempted to put together another cover. Just to fuck with him a bit.]

You really need some orgy experience.

Why?

[... Oh. Uh. Right, what he said in the post.]

Not... actually having a get-together right now. Or ever, given who I'm teamed up with right now. It's a pipe dream.

... Whenever you want, just gimme a shout. [Which is still... weird, to him. That he'd actually answer, go and help. He's not used to giving a crap about people outside of his little family, but. Well.

Some people do manage to worm their way into his selective circle of giving a crap. It just still takes him by surprise.]

I would like that, Tony. [She means that honestly. He's a good guy, a lot better than Stan, and a lot smarter too. She likes him and he makes her feel better.]

Actually, pretty sure she'd be honored to be invited to my bed like this. Not every day I have an eye for- [... Wait. Shit. What's Natasha supposed to be?] ... Librarians?

[Close enough.

Also, screw it. He's already messing with people, might as well go one step further. Make the cycle of bullshit complete and all that.]

It's a band. [Ha ha ha ha ha] Yeah, see. We're all a part of this band? The Avengers. Iron Man - me, by the way- Captain America, Hawkeye, Hulk, Thor- kind of our thing. I sing.

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Yup. Or so says the magical Warden notebook.

~~[ooc: ngl I cackled hideously at this Ramen XD]~~

It's pretty problematic. Even illegal in a few states.

She keeps running off with the quiver, too. Puts a bit of a wrench in things.

Where is your home and can I get an invite?

[Because not even universal boundaries can keep Tony from orgies.]

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