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12th Command; Video

[Why hello barge, wasn't that a fun flood? Tony's in bed today, just kind of lounging and leaning against the headboard right now, still a bit battered and bruised, and just staring rather blankly down at the communicator. On second though, he looks rather judging, really, and-

... Well, hold on a second there. Not only does this not look like his room (because honestly, he wouldn't be caught dead living in a place right out of a forties movie) but if you've ever got a message from one Steve Rogers you might notice that this is actually coming from his communicator.]

Steve Rogers' inmate Edward Blake went home. And let me be the first asshole to say thank god.

[And he is so not sorry for that. BUT.]

For those of you with your nose buried in the nonexistent gossip column of this ship, you might have noticed the little lover's spat going on between Cap, Nicole, and I. And for those that care, you'll be happy to know that now that Legolas is back in play, we're all one big happy family again and I am preemptively claiming the first Saturday Night Avengers Orgy for my room.

[Believe it or not, there is a point to this ridiculousness. And it's not just making Clint, Natasha, and Steve all want to kill him. But, he pauses just before ending the feed, grinning wide]

Also, Cap? Think we got our communicators mixed up last night.

[.... Clint, Nat, Steve and Peggy.]

[ooc: written with permission from Mandy!]

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[Okay, so maybe they did. And maybe Steve's ignoring Tony's right now because he's busy attacking some punching bags.]

Not exactly a great time for this, Tony.

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No time like the present.

[The joking demeanor of the post is gone pretty much instantly, though]

Look, I know you had your heart set on Blake's redemption, but the guy was a dick, Steve.

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[She fumbles with the comm, wanting to say something.

But there's just a message of blank sound and the sounds of her ship that are emulated in her room.

Dammit, and she wants to comment on the orgy too and if it's a real thing, but now her mind is all muddled up with emotions. Finally she manages something.]

I'm sorry Steve's deal is going to be harder to get now.

[Unlike the rest of the ship? Zev's going to be treated to a semi-serious Tony Stark. A rare, rare sight, really.]

He'll get over it. Pretty sure it's already been solved in some weird, bargian, roundabout way anyway.

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Who is Legolas? This is the second time I've heard him mentioned.

Archer. Kind of on the short side, may or may not be in a romantic relationship with his bow.

[He is going to die from the entirety of this post and he doesn't even care]

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[GDI Tony maybe she doesn't want to assemble, okay.]

Trying to make a point? [She gets paid to read people, okay.]

You've been trying to deal with the Loki thing since he got here. I'm just letting him know we're a thing now.

[Uh. Wait.] Because we are a thing, by the way. Turns out boy scouts don't lie that much.

[You'll assemble AND YOU'LL LIKE IT]

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[Clint just stares. And stares.]

...Legolas.

[This is not-learned-to-lighten-up-in-front-of-people-who-aren't-Natasha yet Clint.]

[Oh hi there honeybunch!]

It's a thing. Still not liking the thing? I mean, there's not a whole lot of famous archers in the media, and you don't exactly scream green tights and band of merry thieves, but we can work on it.

[He's heard that you weren't up to speed and-- oh, God, it's so fun to be on the side that actually knows things for once.]

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[How does one deal with this? Peggy's not entirely sure.... This is far more obnoxious than Howard ever was.

Peggy started to send a response, but it was nothing more than her staring at the feed before clicking it off. Feel free to comment on it, Tony...]

Of course. The time travel, the aliens, the constant string of murders - and yet it's the mention of teambuilding orgies that makes me feel homesick.

....

Your team must have been....interesting.

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Where is your home and can I get an invite?

[Because not even universal boundaries can keep Tony from orgies.]

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How is group sex capable of avenging someone?

You really need some orgy experience.

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[Now that's interesting. Mal coughs pointedly, looks away, looks back to the camera, keenly interested.] You sure Nicole stands for that kinda thing? You'll be lucky to get away with a black eye talkin' like that. [The way he says her name suggests he knows it's fake just as well as Tony does.]

Don't give a good gorram about the orgy part, but what's "Avengers"? What're y'all avenging?

Actually, pretty sure she'd be honored to be invited to my bed like this. Not every day I have an eye for- [... Wait. Shit. What's Natasha supposed to be?] ... Librarians?

[Close enough.

Also, screw it. He's already messing with people, might as well go one step further. Make the cycle of bullshit complete and all that.]

It's a band. [Ha ha ha ha ha] Yeah, see. We're all a part of this band? The Avengers. Iron Man - me, by the way- Captain America, Hawkeye, Hulk, Thor- kind of our thing. I sing.

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