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[Why hello barge, wasn't that a fun flood? Tony's in bed today, just kind of lounging and leaning against the headboard right now, still a bit battered and bruised, and just staring rather blankly down at the communicator. On second though, he looks rather judging, really, and-

... Well, hold on a second there. Not only does this not look like his room (because honestly, he wouldn't be caught dead living in a place right out of a forties movie) but if you've ever got a message from one Steve Rogers you might notice that this is actually coming from his communicator.]

Steve Rogers' inmate Edward Blake went home. And let me be the first asshole to say thank god.

[And he is so not sorry for that. BUT.]

For those of you with your nose buried in the nonexistent gossip column of this ship, you might have noticed the little lover's spat going on between Cap, Nicole, and I. And for those that care, you'll be happy to know that now that Legolas is back in play, we're all one big happy family again and I am preemptively claiming the first Saturday Night Avengers Orgy for my room.

[Believe it or not, there is a point to this ridiculousness. And it's not just making Clint, Natasha, and Steve all want to kill him. But, he pauses just before ending the feed, grinning wide]

Also, Cap? Think we got our communicators mixed up last night.

[.... Clint, Nat, Steve and Peggy.]

[ooc: written with permission from Mandy!]

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[Librarian? He's not sure exactly what Nicole Reese is supposed to do for a living but he's pretty sure it isn't that.] Oh, I'm sure she would. Getting invited to an orgy is every little girl's dream, after all.

[Mal smirks. Tony says he's in a band the same way Mal says Jayne works in public relations. He's got the decency to switch over to private at the last second before asking the question.] An' what's Black Widow do?

You have no idea. Despite appearances I'm actually really picky over who ends up in my bed.

[He's noticed the private filter and- ah. He smirks, just a bit, raising an eyebrow at the slip of Natasha's code name]

Publicist.

Apparently I don't, and I've been deceived by appearances yet again.

[His lie about Natasha is exactly the same as Mal's lie about Jayne. That disturbs him, for some reason.] Play a lot of shows, do you?

[Tony definitely wouldn't know anything about that. He's just literally making this up as he goes.]

A few individual gigs, one big show. We're still getting used to it.

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