Tony Stark (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
aggravating) wrote2013-01-13 04:35 pm
aggravating) wrote2013-01-13 04:35 pm
20th Command; Voice
[CLICK goes the communicator, right in what appears to be the middle of a conversation.]
I need, and I know you said you weren’t going to again, but all I need is a few minutes, Pepper. In and out.
Yes, I’ve already said, so why is this coming up again? Can’t you just ask Charles?
Yeah, uh, Madame X has hands like a football player. Don’t really want those inside me. You, on the other hand, have dainty, perfectly shaped hands and I know you already know what to do. It’s a comfort thing.
A comfort thing. No, this isn’t a comfort thing, this is a you don’t want someone more capable, because the last time I did this I nearly stopped your heart. Why- Why do you-- Why is your- Tony, your comm is blinking, why is it- Is it on?
It’s fine, don’t worry about it. Just keep going, slow and steady. You’re doing great, Pepper. That- yeah, that one. Right there. [He sounds a little tense, a little more out of breath with every word] Oh god- I forgot the smell--
Pepper.
I can’t-- Okay what am I doing here, what is it you want? Specifics. Please. [She sounds just as strained, just as uncomfortably tense.]
Feel around. For what? Irregularities. There aren’t any-- Oh, there’s- just, there’s a thing here--
Like a- this? Yeah, just-- Is that- I don’t know, is this deep enough? Is it-- Wait, here? Just push it. There should be a-- you’ll feel it.
[There’s another noise, something like a whine or a keen.]
Yes, Pepper. That-- [He breaks off with a yelp of... some sort.] Oh god, are you hurt? I’m sorry- Should I just-- [There’s another sound now. Something ... slick.] No. No, no, no. You’re fine. That was great, you’re doing great.
Yeah? You’re okay? You’re sure? Because I can stop if you’re--
I’m fine. Fabulous. Never been bet-- okay, that-- don’t stop, you feel that right there? This? Yes. It’s a little too far up, can you just--
[There’s a moment of silence, broken only by that same slick... sliding sound from before, until Tony suddenly yelps again and Pepper echoes the noise, one - or maybe both - of them knocking into the table the communicator is on, sending it clattering to the floor and turning itself off. Thankfully - or not - cutting this awkward exchange short.]
[NOTE:
Pepper is blue.
Tony is red.
And both will be responding and interjecting c:]
I need, and I know you said you weren’t going to again, but all I need is a few minutes, Pepper. In and out.
Yes, I’ve already said, so why is this coming up again? Can’t you just ask Charles?
Yeah, uh, Madame X has hands like a football player. Don’t really want those inside me. You, on the other hand, have dainty, perfectly shaped hands and I know you already know what to do. It’s a comfort thing.
A comfort thing. No, this isn’t a comfort thing, this is a you don’t want someone more capable, because the last time I did this I nearly stopped your heart. Why- Why do you-- Why is your- Tony, your comm is blinking, why is it- Is it on?
It’s fine, don’t worry about it. Just keep going, slow and steady. You’re doing great, Pepper. That- yeah, that one. Right there. [He sounds a little tense, a little more out of breath with every word] Oh god- I forgot the smell--
Pepper.
I can’t-- Okay what am I doing here, what is it you want? Specifics. Please. [She sounds just as strained, just as uncomfortably tense.]
Feel around. For what? Irregularities. There aren’t any-- Oh, there’s- just, there’s a thing here--
Like a- this? Yeah, just-- Is that- I don’t know, is this deep enough? Is it-- Wait, here? Just push it. There should be a-- you’ll feel it.
[There’s another noise, something like a whine or a keen.]
Yes, Pepper. That-- [He breaks off with a yelp of... some sort.] Oh god, are you hurt? I’m sorry- Should I just-- [There’s another sound now. Something ... slick.] No. No, no, no. You’re fine. That was great, you’re doing great.
Yeah? You’re okay? You’re sure? Because I can stop if you’re--
I’m fine. Fabulous. Never been bet-- okay, that-- don’t stop, you feel that right there? This? Yes. It’s a little too far up, can you just--
[There’s a moment of silence, broken only by that same slick... sliding sound from before, until Tony suddenly yelps again and Pepper echoes the noise, one - or maybe both - of them knocking into the table the communicator is on, sending it clattering to the floor and turning itself off. Thankfully - or not - cutting this awkward exchange short.]
[NOTE:
Pepper is blue.
Tony is red.
And both will be responding and interjecting c:]
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permavoice!
Time to try to play this off?]
Huh. Well, not the worst thing I've ended up broadcasting.
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[Sobbing b/c wow Tony, she told you it was on.]