aggravating: (gonna fire at will)
Tony Stark ([personal profile] aggravating) wrote2013-01-13 04:35 pm

20th Command; Voice

[CLICK goes the communicator, right in what appears to be the middle of a conversation.]

I need, and I know you said you weren’t going to again, but all I need is a few minutes, Pepper. In and out.

Yes, I’ve already said, so why is this coming up again? Can’t you just ask Charles?

Yeah, uh, Madame X has hands like a football player. Don’t really want those inside me. You, on the other hand, have dainty, perfectly shaped hands and I know you already know what to do. It’s a comfort thing.

A comfort thing. No, this isn’t a comfort thing, this is a you don’t want someone more capable, because the last time I did this I nearly stopped your heart. Why- Why do you-- Why is your- Tony, your comm is blinking, why is it- Is it on?

It’s fine, don’t worry about it. Just keep going, slow and steady. You’re doing great, Pepper. That- yeah, that one. Right there. [He sounds a little tense, a little more out of breath with every word] Oh god- I forgot the smell--

Pepper.

I can’t-- Okay what am I doing here, what is it you want? Specifics. Please. [She sounds just as strained, just as uncomfortably tense.]

Feel around. For what? Irregularities. There aren’t any-- Oh, there’s- just, there’s a thing here--

Like a- this? Yeah, just-- Is that- I don’t know, is this deep enough? Is it-- Wait, here? Just push it. There should be a-- you’ll feel it.

[There’s another noise, something like a whine or a keen.]

Yes, Pepper. That-- [He breaks off with a yelp of... some sort.] Oh god, are you hurt? I’m sorry- Should I just-- [There’s another sound now. Something ... slick.] No. No, no, no. You’re fine. That was great, you’re doing great.

Yeah? You’re okay? You’re sure? Because I can stop if you’re--

I’m fine. Fabulous. Never been bet-- okay, that-- don’t stop, you feel that right there? This? Yes. It’s a little too far up, can you just--

[There’s a moment of silence, broken only by that same slick... sliding sound from before, until Tony suddenly yelps again and Pepper echoes the noise, one - or maybe both - of them knocking into the table the communicator is on, sending it clattering to the floor and turning itself off. Thankfully - or not - cutting this awkward exchange short.]


[NOTE:
Pepper is blue.
Tony is red.
And both will be responding and interjecting c:]
deadliestviper: (that's right smartass)

[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-01-14 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No one wants to listen to you guys fisting each other.
honeyimhome: (not socially acceptable)

audio;

[personal profile] honeyimhome 2013-01-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW NO HAHA, UM.]

Not-- No. That was- [sfnjks] Arc reactor. [What are words.]
honeyimhome: (allergic to your face)

audio;

[personal profile] honeyimhome 2013-01-15 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
What illusion are you hoping to imply, dear?

[Do you hear it, Tony? Do you hear that saccharin sweet tone of voice? Because hey, imply what you want about yourself. Don't you dare drag her into it.]
deadliestviper: (and considering the student....)

[personal profile] deadliestviper 2013-01-15 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever tried privacy?