5th Command; Video

[aggravating]

['Sup Barge, Tony's looking rather snazzy in his suit right now, isn't he?]

Okay, if I'm going to be stuck on this alien visitors barge, I need three things:

Full access to the bar. A better room. And at least three women who want to be shown the time of their lives.



[ooc: Information about what's different with Tony is here! But pretty much he's the same asshole he was. Just. More into supporting terrorism, now. The real meat of things will come post-flood.

Also, I've been failing at tags recently, but I should be able to catch up tonight and tomorrow! this is just going up now, because I'll be completely internetless Friday and Saturday, and most of Sunday. So yes! Getting things going now c:]

Comments

[umgekehrt]

[Sorry, Tony, Stildyne is going to vent his barge stress via epic troll. He thinks you can handle it.]

You mean-- are you a male of your species? I thought you were a woman like me! I prefer women but since you ask so intriguingly...

[Perfect, horrifically ugly poker-face.]

[wecanavenge]

Three? That's a bit greedy, don't you think?

[wedonot]

I like the way you think.

[aggravating]

[He was born to handle trolling no matter what]

Get me drunk enough, darling, and I could treat you like a woman all you want.

[dear god]

[aggravating]

Personally, I thought it was kind of on the conservative side.

[umgekehrt]

[Well played, sir.]

Not that I wouldn't enjoy a piece, but we're discouraged from bribing inmates for sex. Not the done thing.

[aggravating]

About 90% of the world usually does.

[Snark snark, smug smug]

[aggravating]

Pretty sure sex is considered mutually beneficial.

Besides, when did I say anything about a bribe? Perfectly natural to enjoy getting laid.

[wedonot]

And the other ten?

[umgekehrt]

... I may have to remind you about that after the flood.

[He probably won't, but it's a nice thought.]

But the next few days may be on the disappointing side.

[thestarspangledman]

What, you get a bunk bed or something?

[wecanavenge]

You must have a very interesting life, friend.

[aggravating]

Haven't met me yet.

[Okay, okay. He'll give a quick shrug]

Tabloids. Can't have the entire world on your side. People love the dirty gossip.

[aggravating]

You have no idea. [Smirking] I could pretty much write my own kama sutra at this point.

[wecanavenge]

Kinky.

Erik Lensherr; I see you're visiting as well.

[wedonot]

Unfortunately true. Do you often have run ins with the press?

Video:

[childhood_surgery]

Has it become your mission in life to saturate the rest of us with a lack of professionalism, Stark?

[love_slave]

Well, if you're offering...

[Zev is affected, with Kai having been removed from her life. So her experiences with men have been filled with less rejection.]

[aggravating]

[Why hello there.]

Honey, I'm more than offering. I'm promising.

[love_slave]

I warn you, I don't tire easily.

[This is not the most discouraging warning, Zev.]

Where's your quarters?

[aggravating]

Flood? Uh... [He raises an eyebrow] Yeah, last I checked floods involved water. And I've kind of yet to see anything to drink.

I already have someone heading for my rooms, actually. So pretty sure I'll be good before I'm shipped back home.

[aggravating]

Are you seriou- you're serious.

I'm talking about sex. That mythical tab A into slot B thing you've no doubt heard stories of, Twiggy.

... kinky with that icon. oh my god i can't.

[aggravating]

More than you could imagine, sweetheart. [Flirting's his first language, sorry Erik]

Tony Stark. And yeah, I am.

[aggravating]

All my life. [But he sounds pretty proud of it] I think I've slept with a good 97% of the people writing about me, so. The worst of the stories are true, at least.

[an_abomination]

If you find a way to get any of the things you listed, be sure to share how you got it done.