5th Command; Video

[aggravating]

['Sup Barge, Tony's looking rather snazzy in his suit right now, isn't he?]

Okay, if I'm going to be stuck on this alien visitors barge, I need three things:

Full access to the bar. A better room. And at least three women who want to be shown the time of their lives.



[ooc: Information about what's different with Tony is here! But pretty much he's the same asshole he was. Just. More into supporting terrorism, now. The real meat of things will come post-flood.

Also, I've been failing at tags recently, but I should be able to catch up tonight and tomorrow! this is just going up now, because I'll be completely internetless Friday and Saturday, and most of Sunday. So yes! Getting things going now c:]

Comments

[umgekehrt]

[Sorry, Tony, Stildyne is going to vent his barge stress via epic troll. He thinks you can handle it.]

You mean-- are you a male of your species? I thought you were a woman like me! I prefer women but since you ask so intriguingly...

[Perfect, horrifically ugly poker-face.]

[wecanavenge]

Three? That's a bit greedy, don't you think?

[wedonot]

I like the way you think.

[thestarspangledman]

What, you get a bunk bed or something?

Video:

[childhood_surgery]

Has it become your mission in life to saturate the rest of us with a lack of professionalism, Stark?

[love_slave]

Well, if you're offering...

[Zev is affected, with Kai having been removed from her life. So her experiences with men have been filled with less rejection.]

[an_abomination]

If you find a way to get any of the things you listed, be sure to share how you got it done.

[chlorophylliac]

That's five things.

[persuadeyou]

[The quiiiietest of snorts.] And you're going to show them that?

[Because Red Room Operative!Natasha is so unimpressed by your reputation, Tony, sorry. :c]