5th Command; Video

[aggravating]

['Sup Barge, Tony's looking rather snazzy in his suit right now, isn't he?]

Okay, if I'm going to be stuck on this alien visitors barge, I need three things:

Full access to the bar. A better room. And at least three women who want to be shown the time of their lives.



[ooc: Information about what's different with Tony is here! But pretty much he's the same asshole he was. Just. More into supporting terrorism, now. The real meat of things will come post-flood.

Also, I've been failing at tags recently, but I should be able to catch up tonight and tomorrow! this is just going up now, because I'll be completely internetless Friday and Saturday, and most of Sunday. So yes! Getting things going now c:]

Comments

[aggravating]

[He was born to handle trolling no matter what]

Get me drunk enough, darling, and I could treat you like a woman all you want.

[dear god]

[umgekehrt]

[Well played, sir.]

Not that I wouldn't enjoy a piece, but we're discouraged from bribing inmates for sex. Not the done thing.

[aggravating]

Pretty sure sex is considered mutually beneficial.

Besides, when did I say anything about a bribe? Perfectly natural to enjoy getting laid.

[umgekehrt]

... I may have to remind you about that after the flood.

[He probably won't, but it's a nice thought.]

But the next few days may be on the disappointing side.

[aggravating]

Flood? Uh... [He raises an eyebrow] Yeah, last I checked floods involved water. And I've kind of yet to see anything to drink.

I already have someone heading for my rooms, actually. So pretty sure I'll be good before I'm shipped back home.

[umgekehrt]

Well, I've certainly been wrong before.

[aggravating]

Don't doubt that, sweetheart.

You can watch, if you're into that kind of stuff.

[Flood!Tony, defining shameless to the highest degree]

[umgekehrt]

[Stildyne looks... entirely un-scandalized. He's heard much worse suggestions in his life.]

The offer's appreciated, but I prefer hands on, if it isn't a tape. I won't pine away.

[The Marquis de Sade: your way to never be bored in bed again.]

[aggravating]

[And a very much sex and alcohol addicted Tony Stark? Your guarantee to have a good, kinky time]

I've done weirder. Stop by, if you're bored.

[umgekehrt]

Once the flood passes, remind me to ask you if the invitation stands.

[Stildyne: his concerns about consent are broad and deep.

But seriously, you're a hot little bastard, Tony Stark.]

[aggravating]

[And doesn't he know it]

Kind of need water for a flood. But I know a thing or two about how to have fun in water.

[umgekehrt]

Some other time, Stark.

[All the concealed amusement.]

[aggravating]

I'll hold you to that.