6th Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Given what's happened lately? Tony's looking even more sleep deprived as usual. And more than a little fed up with... well, with just about everything]

Few things, ship.

One: The food here is crap, and I want a cleaning service. Or a car. Or both.

Two: I think I kind of promised someone a particle accelerator. I claim time extension rights considering my first port and a goddamn flood.

Which brings us to three. Sorry kids, bed offers expired.

[Filtered to Maintenance/Repair/Lab Wardens and such]
Pretty sure you guys have been told about me. But I'm kind of a big deal in engineering, robotics, and math.

So here to serve or whatever.

[Private to Charles]
I need you to back me up. I'll trade ignoring your trigger happy friend for it.

Basically, I need spare arc reactors. And I need to build them, and have people not know what the hell they actually are. And since I'm an inmate that's probably gonna require your word that they're not some sort of bomb.

[Private to Steve]
Do I need to tell you to shut up about the arc reactor, or is that kind of a given?

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[lacksconviction]

What was the 'bed offer'?

[Sincere question, because if you were offering to give away your bed, then there is a Norse God whose room is basically a glass tube who doesn't like that you've rescinded this offer.

Shut up he's allowed to be slow sometimes.]

[private]

[aggravating]

[Oh my god he looks both pained and like he's trying his best not to laugh his ass off]

See this? This is why we need to give you a modern vocabulary lesson.

[The private filter is, well. He kind of made an ass of himself, and doesn't want the general populace knowing he almost feels bad about it.

Apparently Loki's in the friend zone already.]

I slept around during the last flood. A lot.

[private]

[lacksconviction]

[Of course he's in the friend zone this is your olde timey wingman right here! And now he is raising an eyebrow.]

And because of this experience, you wish to bed no more women in this place? [Frowwwwwwn] Were they truly all so terrible?

[Zing. Yeah he can sass about bad sex without needing a fancy modern vocabulary!]

[private]

[aggravating]

Opposite, actually. I'm just trying something new. For me.

[Even if the person he's trying it with isn't here. But.]

[private]

[lacksconviction]

Ah, I see. Going above and beyond 'til death do us part.

That's...

[Um. Man, calling monogamy noble is laying it on a bit thick, isn't it?]

...It's not in keeping with your reputation, I am still glad to hear of it though. To have one person who you will not betray is...

[...Not something Loki has a lot of experience with. His eyes are probably FULL OF UNSHED TEARS RIGHT NOW.]

...enviable.

[private]

[aggravating]

[Just a bit thick, Loki, which is why Tony's just kind of raising his eyebrows at you in a 'really man, you're gonna go there?' sort of way]

Like I said, it's in an experimental phase right now. [He grins] That and, I kind of ruin women when it comes to sex. I've gotten angry letters for it. Can't have the same level of fun with anyone else after one night with me.

Figure I'd leave some hope for the rest of the barge.

[Please follow that cheeky topic switch, Loki. He's not quite to the whole 'uncomfortable in a vulnerable place with the arc reactor ripe for the picking' phase of friendship just yet. If ever. He's really only there with Steve and Charles because of Erik and Tony's tendency to piss people off.]