6th Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Given what's happened lately? Tony's looking even more sleep deprived as usual. And more than a little fed up with... well, with just about everything]

Few things, ship.

One: The food here is crap, and I want a cleaning service. Or a car. Or both.

Two: I think I kind of promised someone a particle accelerator. I claim time extension rights considering my first port and a goddamn flood.

Which brings us to three. Sorry kids, bed offers expired.

[Filtered to Maintenance/Repair/Lab Wardens and such]
Pretty sure you guys have been told about me. But I'm kind of a big deal in engineering, robotics, and math.

So here to serve or whatever.

[Private to Charles]
I need you to back me up. I'll trade ignoring your trigger happy friend for it.

Basically, I need spare arc reactors. And I need to build them, and have people not know what the hell they actually are. And since I'm an inmate that's probably gonna require your word that they're not some sort of bomb.

[Private to Steve]
Do I need to tell you to shut up about the arc reactor, or is that kind of a given?

Comments

[yeahscience]

There's always gonna be a port or a Goddamn flood, yo. Best get used to it.

I don't even want to know about that last one.

[gotgreenmagic]

1. The food here is fine, maybe if your butler or whatever winds up here you can get it made to your exact specifications.

2. I'm just gonna tell you right now this is a project you're unlikely to finish.

3. Let me shed a single perfect tear on behalf of my gender.

[lacksconviction]

What was the 'bed offer'?

[Sincere question, because if you were offering to give away your bed, then there is a Norse God whose room is basically a glass tube who doesn't like that you've rescinded this offer.

Shut up he's allowed to be slow sometimes.]

[truth_is_cold]

I think our staff of serial killers, assassins, and military do a commendable job of food preparation, considering their resources. Though yes, if you can find someone with the means to personally prepare your specific liking feel free too.

[most_feared]

What's this about a particle accelerator?

If you kept the materials and product in the lab you might be able to find one of the researchers on board to lend you a hand and resources.

I promise this'll be my last one. I needed a person for each thing.

[love_slave]

[Little grumble on Zev's behalf and a sigh.] I'm sure I can find someone else that I can use for sex.

[Alas. She wants to ask the technicalities for taking virginity, but that Zev got laid a lot with Thodin. Damned technicalities.]

[breakingmyheart]

Electrostatic or oscillating field?

[Private]

[wedonot]

[Sob Tony, sometimes you're the best inmate.]

That's fine. I'll ask the Admiral for the necessary parts.

[Techy Filter]

[inhistorybooks]

I think some of the maintenance and repair stuff might be a little boring for you, but we can always use an extra hand. And it's been a while since I've worked on a more complicated project with someone, so if you're ever in the mood to hash something out, let me know.

[trenchcoatedly]

Perhaps you could help in the kitchens if you're unsatisfied with your food choices.

You're capable of creating a particle accelerator on your own?

[Lab Warden Filter]

[timesbureaucrat]

You let a little thing like a flood get in your way? [Narvin enjoys his trolling.]

Well, I was thinking of bringing you on my project team--we're working on temporal mechanics, chronon research--but if you can't manage a simple particle accelerator without getting distracted...[By massive dimensional disruption and temporary total identity change]...I just don't know.

[Nevermind that Narvin had been so disrupted by the flood that he'd been begging the Admiral to let him be an inmate.]

BEFORE HORRIBLE SHENANIGANS

[umgekehrt]

Well, damn.

private;

[thestarspangledman]

It's kind of a given, don't worry.


...Just do me a favor and stay away from Lensherr, okay?

[ Maintenance Filter ]

[surfaceshine]

Ever heard of the term "overqualified?"

[It's bro-teasing. Deal with it.]