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[Given what's happened lately? Tony's looking even more sleep deprived as usual. And more than a little fed up with... well, with just about everything]

Few things, ship.

One: The food here is crap, and I want a cleaning service. Or a car. Or both.

Two: I think I kind of promised someone a particle accelerator. I claim time extension rights considering my first port and a goddamn flood.

Which brings us to three. Sorry kids, bed offers expired.

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Pretty sure you guys have been told about me. But I'm kind of a big deal in engineering, robotics, and math.

So here to serve or whatever.

[Private to Charles]
I need you to back me up. I'll trade ignoring your trigger happy friend for it.

Basically, I need spare arc reactors. And I need to build them, and have people not know what the hell they actually are. And since I'm an inmate that's probably gonna require your word that they're not some sort of bomb.

[Private to Steve]
Do I need to tell you to shut up about the arc reactor, or is that kind of a given?

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Ever heard of the term "overqualified?"

[It's bro-teasing. Deal with it.]

[Considering his grin, he so will]

Considering I was declared a genius when I was ten? Yeah, I've heard it a few times.

[He raises his eyebrows, though] I like to think of it as less overqualified and more I'll redesign everything you know and love.

And so humble, too. I'm charmed.

[Dean bats his eyelashes a few times in exaggeration just to prove the point, then breaks into a broad grin in return.]

That's a pretty tall order for someone officially filling the rank of The New Guy.

If I was humble you wouldn't suddenly have the helper of your dreams walking into your hands.

[He's already grinning pretty damn wide]

Yeeeaaaah, uh, that title is kind of better suited to total knowledge? And not how long I've been here.

Oh honey, you'd need a smaller waist and a bigger chest to be the helper of my dreams, but. In a pinch, I guess.

Suck it up, New Guy. Everyone has their cross to bear - yours is jealousy and corporate sabotage.

Yeah, don't worry. I like my women tall and red-headed, you're spared.

[He snorts and rolls his eyes]

You'll regret that nickname in a few days. You know, when you need something done and I get to just sit there wide-eyed and go "Hey, don't as me. I'm the New Guy".

Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, bright and early at noon tomorrow. Be there or... don't, because you'll still be on the damn ship and we'll find you.

Noon? Oh thank God. Someone else who knows the evil of waking up before the sun comes up.

[In other words, he'll be there]

[There's a joke there somewhere about how it's less that and more that digging up graves is better done in the dark, but he's likely the only one here who would find that funny so he lets it go.]

And I do accept bribes. Only really, really good ones though.

I can recreate muscle-cars from garage scraps, how about that?

[Probably best, but hey. He knows some pretty dumb jokes, too. Case in point:

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Story. Of his life.]

[...Tony. Don't toy with his emotions.]

Do that and I'll graduate you my damn self.

[OKAY PROBABLY NOT BUT HE WOULD DEFINITELY VOTE FOR IT.]

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