9th Command; Voice - backdated to Thursday the 12th

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[Compared to his last little blow-up to the network? Today's message is nice and short and sweet and to the point. Well, as to-the-point as Tony Stark can ever be.]

Are there any teleportation pads on this space-tionwagon or am I just missing something here?

Why the hell do we have simulated environments, dimensional jumps, and aliens that would make George Lucas wet himself... but we don't have floor to floor transportation pads?

And for the record, everything I've ever said about stairs I am redacting and revising. They suck.

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Who wants to be my babysitter or just let me in to do my thing? I need to outfit a wheelchair with a jet-pack in the next two hours or else I cannot and will not be held responsible for whatever homicidal, frustration-based rage I go into.

[Spam For the Deck]
[Because every new invention needs a road test, right? And Tony is kind of known for his need for speed.

So uh, if you ever wanted to see one Tony Stark zoom past you in a repulsor powered wheelchair? This would kind of be your chance.]

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[inhistorybooks]

Sounds good. I'll be there. [He's never one to pass up helping out on a crazy, non mad sciencey project.]

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[Tony Stark's science projects are the best things in the goddamn world.

His second grade science project was a prototype of the first goddamn laptop in existence.

Namely since the year before he'd exploded the gym making something that moved.]

I'll be up as quick as I can roll.

[ooc: SPAM OR ASSUME? because obviously I need more spam threads 8D]

[Spam!]

[inhistorybooks]

[ooc: I'm slow as molasses with Trip lately so do not worry at all about taking a while with them, but he does need some sciencey cr now that all his nerd bros have gone! Also if stuff gets overwhelming and you need to drop, no worries, you know I'm flexible. <3]

[And Trip will be waiting outside keeping an eye out for the annoyed genius in a wheelchair. It was floods like this when Trip was almost glad he wasn't paired up with anyone.]

[Spam!]

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[ooc: You are the most patient person in the face of forever and I will tag with you for all time <3]

[Yeah, Tony's starting to see the benefit of, you know, not having someone directly available for shit like this.

It takes him a bit longer than it should to get up there, but eventually that's one billionaire genius rolling into view, looking less than happy.]