9th Command; Voice - backdated to Thursday the 12th

[aggravating]

[Compared to his last little blow-up to the network? Today's message is nice and short and sweet and to the point. Well, as to-the-point as Tony Stark can ever be.]

Are there any teleportation pads on this space-tionwagon or am I just missing something here?

Why the hell do we have simulated environments, dimensional jumps, and aliens that would make George Lucas wet himself... but we don't have floor to floor transportation pads?

And for the record, everything I've ever said about stairs I am redacting and revising. They suck.

[Filtered to Maintenance/The labs]
Who wants to be my babysitter or just let me in to do my thing? I need to outfit a wheelchair with a jet-pack in the next two hours or else I cannot and will not be held responsible for whatever homicidal, frustration-based rage I go into.

[Spam For the Deck]
[Because every new invention needs a road test, right? And Tony is kind of known for his need for speed.

So uh, if you ever wanted to see one Tony Stark zoom past you in a repulsor powered wheelchair? This would kind of be your chance.]

Comments

[aggravating]

If I had patience I'd be way less rich and way more drunk.

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

Alternately, you could be even richer and have way less reason to drink.

[aggravating]

Yeah, see, if I were any richer I might get an ego.

[It is. So amazing. That he can say that. With a straight face.]

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

Son, you may want to look in a mirror sometime.

[aggravating]

Most of them have been taken out of my place, actually. I get lost in the reflection for hours.

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

Don't have a run in with a vampire, then, son, you could lose your reflection for a week.

[aggravating]

... Assuming you mean biting and not just a Peter Pan-esque reflection ganking-- why a week?

[bob_fraser_rcmp]

Death toll. You have to die to be a vampire but it doesn't last, so you become slowly alive. It's never happened to me, but I saw it happen once to a young man who found the experience miserable.