[There's just THIS MUSIC.

And then This. And then...an adorable voice that sounds like something out of a children's video as the last song plays.]

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back-to-back they faced one another,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came and shot the two dead boys.

A paralyzed donkey walking by,

Kicked the copper in the eye,

Sent him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

(If you don't believe this lie is true,

Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)


[And then, cackling, high childish laughter...and nothing. And no further responses will be had. She listens Tony but she had to say hello.

Ed note: You legit may not want to listen to the music unless you're all brave.]